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The Straight of Hormuz is closed.. again

@robertmays They learned nothing from when Ben was in his twilight... Cut the cord, let Howard be the guy... You either have something to build on, or you're bad enough to get your qb next year... It's what they shoulda done with Mason years ago. Instead it was Ben again and najee pick

Playing this game for the 26th best QB in the league is a sickness. x.com/RapSheet/statu…

The #Steelers have not received word from Aaron Rodgers on his future and there is no expectation of a final decision prior to the NFL Draft, per me and @TomPelissero. When minicamp begins today under new coach Mike McCarthy, Will Howard will be QB1.

“As of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic” Fox News’ Sean Hannity makes it pretty clear: Trump comes before everything, even over his religion. It’s a cult.

@jasonmyrt @FreeCandy Embarrassing?. So is the entire flyers franchise and fanbase

@FreeCandy No one. I also said he is headed to the hall of fame and earned that by his skills and play. But is he one of the dirtiest players in the last 20 years? Yeah. I respect his skills and accomplishments but his stick work is embarrassing

Oh the Penguins fan boys are so offended I called Malkin for exactly what he is. He is going to the hall of fame but he is one of the if not the dirtiest player of this century. His stick work as a weapon is shameful.

@OnCinemaOnAnger This better not be the end of the doodle dots... I've never felt more seen and understood until the universe intruded me to cloud....

if this is the last we see of them……. what was the point

Happy Daddy Day: Sidney Crosby is the Flyers father. If he scores a goal. And the Penguins win game 1 tonight. I’ll give away 3 Sid jerseys. All you have to do is 1) Follow me. And 2) Retweet this post. Let’s Go Pens.

@MikeDeFabo Todd haley?...

When your song comes on at Tequila Cowboy

You guys are the best. More soon 🍿

When Mel Brooks made the First Spaceballs. George Lucas told him he was cool with it, as long as Lone Star didn't dress like Han Solo...So he dressed him like Indiana Jones 😂

"Trump and the people surrounding him have long pushed for a theocracy, an explicitly Christian nation. These folks are completely fine and happy when religious leaders weigh in … as long as they agree with what Trump is doing. But that’s not religion. It’s a cult." publicnotice.co/p/trump-pope-v…

On April 17, 2011, HBO premiered a series called Game of Thrones that changed television forever. After all of the battles, betrayals, and deaths, it was time to say goodbye. Never-before-seen footage from the cast wrapping their final scenes, and leaving Westeros behind. #GOT15

@xMelchizedekx @tommyborumjokes It ain't got nothing to do with piss!!!

@tommyborumjokes He didn't pee his pants. Those pants come like that. Those are Calico Cut pants. getcalicocutpants.com

So Steve Bannon pissed his pants today and we’re all supposed to just *not talk about it* but idk if I can hold it…

To have lived such a privileged elite life that you’ve never heard of a corner store.

@Acyn Don't forget to mention you're happy to issue tuggies to anyone during theater shows!

Boebert: If your boss is mistreating you, or someone else in the office, tell somebody—come to my office. If you want to remain anonymous, remain anonymous. Let one of us loudmouths get it out there for you. I’m happy to issue receipts on behalf of anyone.

His excuse is that he’s so ignorant of mainstream Christianity that he doesn’t know what a depiction of Jesus looks like?

Who knew the Anti-Christ was going to be packaged as some remedial, fat inarticulate pedophilic slob… Most thought it would have been some intelligent, smooth talking, suave orator.. We got the Earth version of Jabba the Hutt.

@GuntherEagleman you are a pathetic traitor.... what a sad life you have.... living on the internet for engagement, just like this... embarrassing

🚨 President Trump just posted this powerful painting on Truth Social. Trump stands radiant in a red robe, laying hands on a sick man while surrounded by American symbols, the flag, eagles, fighter jets, the Statue of Liberty, and everyday heroes.

In the past week, Donald Trump has threatened nuclear war against Iran, called for the genocide of 93 million Iranians, publicly attacked the Pope, and compared himself to Jesus Christ. Recall July of 2024 when every pundit and reporter in American media were urging President Biden to step down due to concerns over his cognitive health. Where are those voices now? Where are the demands for Trump to be removed? Where is the flood of op-eds and cable news panels and social media posts calling for the 25th Amendment to be triggered? Why are you all so silent on this?

I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said