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If someone stabbed you and started sucking you off after, would you feel the stab wound pain or the blowjob pleasure?

I need to learn from the chinese about the ancient techniques of fly torture cuz these fuckers gotta suffer

Dude these fucking flyes are molesting me thuis is insane we need a fly genocide right now they need to die all of them

Whenever you find someone attractive think of them having to poop each morning. Not so attractive now, eh?

Mussolini would help a grandma carry her groceries btw Would you?

@shhrem4kina I imagine making a ton of explosives, strapping them to Ur head and neck and blowing up isn't something that could fail, so that's probs your best bet if you want to do it If Ur really scared, do it inside of a building that you set on fire so that you'll Die 100%

what way of suicide wouldn’t get me disabled if i fail

My beliefs are essentialy we need more good thing and less bad thing

Chinese people are strange. Tell me, have you met a bad chinese artist? You havent, they're all amazing. Not one bad artist, NOT ONE. Its not natural man, somethings up. The women are also scary, like they'd stab you with a long nail I think. Could be wrong about that part though

Doing a gram of cocaine at the end of each month as a treat

Would you rather be forced to rape someone or commit suicide? I think suicide is the Play here but idk im not entirely sure

I feel so weird whenever I dress up for School and everyone there is in sweatpants and a T shirt like wow nobody gaf

I feel like I could twist my spine 180 degrees if I really wanted to

I like dumb people they make me feel good about my life please be dumb for me

My mom not knowing english is quite the blessing. I can call her a retard to her face, walk off and she Has no clue what I said

Would there be any consequences to knocking yourself unconcious with chloroform? It seems super fun and I lowkey want to try it

A Man yearns for a big butt, yet, doesnt realise that his small penis will disallow him from enjoying it.

Why do some folk worship satan. Hes literally satan dude, hes the bad guy, are you stupid?

7 ppl in class and teacher still giving me shit drop dead you old fart