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@JonMWelch From one cake shop to another I guess.

@johnelworthy Ask him about his niece 'glamour model' Linsey Dawn McKenzie whose car is registered at his home address.

Creepy! Norfolk newspaper gets possessed by the ghost of the Sunday Sport #slownewsday edp24.co.uk/news/amazing_p…

@PolPotWasLeftie Bomb Tibet!

Looking forward to my first bowel movement for three days. EDP property supplement has excellent absorbent qualities.

@EveningNews Judging by the some of the efforts of your photographers I would suggest you're not really in a position to critique.

programme on bbc 3 about a girl who suffers from badly scarred burning but thats not even her biggest problem the fact shes ginger is worse

RAF Marham saved because those Afghan/Libyan civilians will not bomb themselves.

Richard Woodrow licensing pleb Waveney District Council reported a guy for smoking in his van, got him a £400 fine. Useless piece of shit.

Caller - Jeremy Vine SHow: "Kelvin Mackenzie , greatest tabloid Editor of all time". If "Greatest Editor" means "biggest twat" then I agree.

Charlie Gilmour is about to start 'enjoying' several months of involuntarily sodomy. #iloveitwhenrichkidsgetsenttoprison

Former Norfolk police chief constable Andy Hayman to be exposed as a corrupt after accepting bribes in first hacking inquiry. #notw

NOTW journalists saying that last exclusive for the paper is John Barrowman HIV Positive. #notw

The only downside of the NOTW debacle I can deduce is that crooked little Scottish twat Tommy Sheridan may get bailed.

RIP @UKPCC - you're so inept and ineffective you probably won't realise you're doomed

Illegal recording. Tut tut. Audioboo: Rebekah Brooks addresses anry NotW staff #notw audioboo.fm/boos/407842-re… via @Audioboo

@UKPCC Haven't you been listening to the news? You're fired! Clear your desks.

@vicderbyshire WTF?

#UKPCC Boss failing on #BBC Radio5 now

@UKPCC What the hell have you people been doing with your time?