Emily Sharp

This gold medal was brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue

imagine hating on me and im in my room like this

"2026 is going to be my year" Me everyday in 2026:

Don't you DARE compare Punch to Moo Deng. Punch came from the MUD. He was ABANDONED, and all the other monkeys HATE him. Moo Deng was a fat pampered slob. Don't ever compare my GOAT to that fat little bitch.

just me against the world fr

Pov: it's a morning in 2011 and you're watching this

Weathermen guessing for a living, getting it wrong, then moving on like nothing happened:

We, as a society, don’t go bowling anywhere near as much as we should

Hang it in the Louvre

This.

This year has been an absolute razor scooter to the ankles I’ll tell you what

stages of christmas shopping: 1. there's plenty of time. 2. oh no.

Underrated Movie Villain: Neil - Tells 8 year old Charlie there’s no Santa - Doubles down with a full presentation on how Santa isn’t real - He convinces Laura to get full custody of Charlie and prevent him from seeing his dad during the holidays. Scumbag move - Swore off Santa over a weenie whistle - Manipulates the school principal against Santa - Thinks he’s a doctor - He’s a bit of a close talker

She will spend the rest of her life wondering why he was taken from her 🥺

RIP Charlie Kirk. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is of Charlie or his politics if you don’t view this as one of the darkest days in American history than you are part of the problem.

Charlie Kirk is a father and a husband. He is a human. I don’t care if you politically disagree with him nothing justifies this sick act.

@KySportsRadio Proud of you

Sentence I never thought I would say I just broke the news of Taylor Swift’s engagement on ESPN Radio