Very Concerned COVID Birthing Body & Teacher

I am so excited to report that the poll results are in. We had a very large sample size that is entirely representative of the American people. A resounding number of people came forth & determined that Joe Biden is the best president ever. I can’t wait for the blue wave in 2024!

@ringothe5th I only had to on the youngest. Although I was able to use my rodeo clown expertise to hog tie her.

It is quite heartwarming to see a beautiful, healthy liberal family enjoying active leisure time at the park.

@GerardoRiordan8 @ringothe5th I also called the police to report crimes against humanity after their vaccinations to protect myself.

@ringothe5th @EatSleepMask Being maskless in that fairly empty looking park is reckless behaviour, I’m surprised it is being condoned here

@1TrophyWife1 @taylorswift13 She is already on my list of womxn who are extraordinarily jealous of me.

@EatSleepMask @taylorswift13 Pfft she wishes she could fit into your clothes.

Just a normal Sunday vaccinating the world and fighting for equity. 🏳️‍🌈💉🏳️‍⚧️

@SorryIsaidF_off I bet you could be me for a day.

@EatSleepMask I can only imagine

Happy Sunday to everyone except those sending me videos of burnt bacon!

@EatSleepMask 😘

@Jerematic79 How dare you think I would be so irresponsible as to share a mask in a deadly pandemic! I only share needles.

@EatSleepMask Did Tron die of covid after you stole his mask?

@clmuseum Yes. I am going to most definitely show more cleavage. I feel it enhances equity.

@EatSleepMask You have skipped on your voluptuous body! Other than that I approved 100%!

@smoothski_99 I had so much fun that I cannot even sit down…from all the vaccines that is. 😉

@EatSleepMask If that isn't a Sunday Funday I don't know what is...

@1TrophyWife1 OMG! That is exactly what all of the men in my DMs are saying. I knew it would turn heads. I have the same designer as @taylorswift13.

@EatSleepMask That body armor makes you look like you're even skinnier than Lizzo. Wow.

@JenniferSey That is super cute. Do you make it in XXXXXXL+?

It's a good day for a sporty dress. Also available in black and white.

@Shawna_Show All Star Cheer! I really miss those days. Good luck to them tomorrow! 🍀

Had the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! 🔥 My daughter’s senior level 3 team earned a 97.00 today! Currently in 1st place but only by .60! Day 2 tomorrow! 😌

@EatSleepMask Glad you are back!!!!

After a year long quarantine, I deem my COVID exposed cellular device safe. I am back, bitches! ☠️

@igarglewithfire I appreciate that my internet boyfriend @JohnWalravenGA allows me to get 600 feet from him before enforcing the restraining order with legal protection. I am quite sure he is going to propose once it expires in 2030. 💍 #relationshipgoals

Men’s appreciation post. What are things you appreciate about men? List them below 👇🏻

@CallMeK1123 @janefkndoe I feel the same way. It is a curse.

@janefkndoe so hot we will scare you

happy saturgay to the lovers and haters

@FreyaWhitethorn This is why I keep mine in the basement while I go to work. I am part of the new generation of reverse SAHMs.

Not gonna lie my friends who are SAHMs but send their kids to school are starting to piss me off

@clmuseum I was thinking the safest place would be my kidney.

@EatSleepMask Are you getting yours on your hand? Seems like those might be easily corrupted. Might try your forehead!

Everyone hates tariffs, but reparations are entirely acceptable. #doyourpart