Buddy

[mysterious and creepy old woman flips over tarot card to reveal a guy that looks just like me riding in an air balloon drifting into transmission lines] [me] is that good?

“Ninety years ago I was a freak. Today I'm an amateur.” Time After Time

later Chris

If you know...

@dom_lucre BENJIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

🔥🚨BREAKING: Hollywood blogger Perez Hilton announced that he had an encounter with God 3 weeks after her was hospitalized. Hilton: ”God presented himself to me”

that part of the haircut when you realize you genuinely have to either kill yourself or your barber

these targeted ads are getting out of control

@SpencerHakimian Gary Indiana

What Is The Cultural Capital Of The United States?

@Marcoelplomero ‘Ol boy made a heck of a comeback

Cómo vuela la wera🤣

your honor, like do u ever shut the fuck up holy shit

Whatever it takes.

buying my first house ever today, it’s called audulting look it up