Statler Reimagined

Fuck all wrong with the oven obviously

This.

Last time I go to Subway

Good morning, Jonathan Pie. How very fucking revealing. You, the smug, privately educated, left-wing satire merchant, now clutch your pearls and sneer that Nigel Farage’s dramatic stage entrance with “aura” must be a parody, because God forbid a politician actually connects with the British public instead of performing your tired, sneering BBC-approved routine. One does so admire a man who can watch thousands of ordinary Brits cheering a leader who actually speaks their language and still call it ridiculous. While you sit in your comfortable London bubble delivering scripted “outrage” for clicks, Farage walks through fire and pyrotechnics because the people actually want him there. That’s not aura, Jonathan, that’s real momentum. Something your dying brand of smug, establishment leftism will never understand. You’re not edgy satire, Pie. You’re just another out-of-touch, champagne-left cunt who mocks the very populism that threatens your cosy little world. Keep laughing at the “parody” while the country wakes up. Britain First. No Surrender. 🦁🇬🇧

“What you say’in jabba the hut”

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@Or1ginalSandman @Jorges_Fudges Red meat and Star Bars 💪

@ElCapitan_Chaos @Jorges_Fudges No one is surprised by you coming too early.... frankly amazed youre still capable of doing it at all.

It’s fuckin baltic again 🥶

@Jorges_Fudges I definitely came back too early

@DeborahMeaden @EdwardJDavey @LibDems Yeh thank goodness

The Grown Ups are back in the room… good work @EdwardJDavey and @LibDems for picking up on the things you differ on, recognise when you do agree and respectfully focus on issues that are real not just raised to be divisive. How I wish we saw more of this…

@IfindRetards *and

Is Newsom gay or retarded?

🚨 BREAKING: Protests have ERUPTED at multiple locations across Edinburgh, with crowds marching through the streets waving Scottish and British flags. Chants of “Sink the boats” echo through Edinburgh tonight. The Scots are demanding the removal of all illegal immigrants. Do you firmly support this? A. Huge Yes B. No IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!! MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

@pepsi Star Bar + Star Bar

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@Cheeseo76847269 Last weekend was just a wind up

@ElCapitan_Chaos Freezing here 🥶

@JohnSwinney @GuerillaTVChan What about hatred of the English?

For as long as I have breath in my body, I will stand up against racism, homophobia and hatred in our society. We will confront those who peddle it, and we will defeat them.

Ffs