Cream Pied Piper

Friends: Large one tonight? Me: Yes, I’m on the random assorted pills from Wish.com

@KetamineYamal DR Cream sir

@EmoPrincessBen Will do Mr Cream.

Ted Cruz has negative testosterone. Just radiates cuck.

Call me Robin the way I still got my hood

call me a baggot

@Breaking911 Bill Gates probably providing it

USA Today has released photos showing the meals served to some of the U.S. sailors and Marines aboard warships deployed to the Middle East.

on email talking to Obama about this whole troop situation. wow

@KetamineYamal He’s still the zodiac killer tho. And please, Pied Piper was my father… call me Dr Cream.

@EmoPrincessBen Lovely insight Mr pied piper

Need a kid so we can bar for bar on ‘I’m yer son, I’m yer dad’

If I don’t make it to Europe in a month, as planned, I’m gonna deathmog everyone by suimaxxing

Mutual Wednesday — reply and I’ll place you on the Wheel of Guys!

@cellophanebee Allegedly

@EmoPrincessBen this is how i find out you’re australian

Australian media really headlining ‘Looksmaxxer Hospitalised’ on Claviculars OD. Unserious country

@pinkpantheress2 I’m gonna be at Primavera. Can I be Romeo or what

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words are so much worse than that in 2026

Painted my hair orange for a party and now I look like Donald trump as it’s rubbed off everywhere

@cholmanmedal Bet you’re packing too. Show that PP what’s UP

@EmoPrincessBen I’d buy it

Creating a vape that’s also a pocket pussy and a speaker.

Zeus would have loved Onlyfans fr

Going to me aura farming in Europe until someone gives me a visa

Get to work: Love (hate) note on my desk by my boss and the other guy (who I NEED today) can’t come in bc he spent too much on Temu… my life is a sitcom bruh