Clacton Facts

@Shazam wa

Found Drowning by Banks with #Shazam. shz.am/t119428538

@QueenNigger best thing you ever said

@DouglasCarswell it was my home town. But I had the ambition to get out of there as soon as legally possible. No one is proud of Clacton.

@DouglasCarswell how do you think we can give the younger people of Clacton more ambition than to just get wrecked every weekend?

@ClactonPavilion @DouglasCarswell your welcome... However I'm a Madame.

@ClactonPavilion @DouglasCarswell bout the only good thing going for Clacton is the pavilion. Beautifully refurbished might I add.

“@TheLadBible: Chavopoly... pic.twitter.com/XuydwTVyOv” this came was made for residents of #Clacton aka #cracktown

“@CuntsWatching: Imagine taking a stroll through the park in #Clacton on sea... ”

Studies suggest the lack of; morals, education, ambition and fathers are to blame for the horrific state Clacton is in. #StopReproducing!

Clacton at its peak time for businesses. Saturday afternoon in summer. No wonder 97% are drug dealers or unemployed.

This is considered a palace in Clacton.

Only 3% of Clacton's residents know that this man @DouglasCarswell is their MP and that he is #conservative

Of all areas in the uk, Clacton on sea's residents are the most illiterate.

85% of Clacton's residents who have a iPhone have bought it off Clacton's selling page on Facebook. Of that, 90% are stolen iPhones.

The combined IQ of Clacton-on-sea's residents is that of a average mentally challenged 10 year old.

#McDonalds Main Men Straight Outa #Clacton Music #Video. #Talent in Clacton. youtu.be/XDHYPr0P2gU

@UberFacts was she from Clacton on sea?