I haven’t had any alcohol for almost 3 years and haven’t seen much point in being in a pub on a weekend in that time.
But I’m out tonight and fuck me, the urge to windmill a bunch of squealing middle aged women is unbearable.
Can anyone tell me why the 2 young women opposite me on this metro are playing Westlife songs to each other on their phones when I’ve just taken a 45 min Uber, 8 hour flight, 45 min Gatwick express, 3 hour train AND NOW THIS 45 HELLSCAPEMETRO JOURNEYYYYYYY