Fight Alchemy

@Jack_Lauer_ youtube.com/watch?v=tIInFo…

It's 2am. Full moon. Crickets. I walk, going down the line admiring my machines in the dark, silent building. The steel, the glass, the cables, the organization. I sleep on the hard ground next to my machines. The silent, still machines have souls. Do you hear them?

@Narcocop UFC is decision-coded now (but like actually). Check this out:

Doctor was never even called to check this cut out by Marc Goddard. #UFCLondon

Since the start of the year when the UFC introduced a guaranteed bonus for finishes, this is the percentage of fights ending inside the distance per UFC event in 2026 so far. The historical average floats around 50%.

❌ -$4,953.51 on #UFCLondon. Major strategy overhaul required. It's the percentage of fights going the distance that's getting me. There's really no other reason.

❌ #UFCLondon

Movsar was the most free money imaginable live and I refused to believe it. #UFCLondon

Hmm, think I'm done scoring rounds on this one. "Mafia" is the adjective I use to describe such fights. #UFCLondon

19-19 heading into the third round. Trend Murphy forming. #UFCLondon

10-9 Evloev heading into the second round. Slight trend Evloev. #UFCLondon

66.66% of #UFCLondon's fights have gone the distance. If the main event goes the distance that will be a 69% decision rate.

Yesterday's random Cage Warriors card had a 72.72% finish rate. You can look at any given promotion: Cage Warriors, LFA, Rizin, it doesn't matter - they're all producing more finishes than the UFC now. #UFCLondon

>sign credentialed striker to the UFC >fails to deliver a single fight-finishing performance

@dfs_numbers x.com/FightAlchemy/s…

Congratulations Michael “Venom” Page & Sam Patterson for putting on the WORST fight in UFC history 🔥🔥🔥

36.36% ITD rate on UFC London, so far. This card is officially guaranteed to, yet again, be a <50% ITD card. 87.5% of the 8 UFC cards in 2026 so far have had a greater than 50% decision rate. #UFCLondon

@LiamPicksFights Any other major or medium-sized MMA promotion has been better than the UFC this year.

Cut them both. Wasted 15 minutes of our lives we will never get back. I've seen more intensity and will to win in little league games

Honestly, man - give me pretty much any MMA promotion but the UFC. The way things have been going this year, it would be an improvement. I can make money on any other promotion easier than this. #UFCLondon

❌ TERRIBLE pressure from Patterson. There wasn't even remotely any value in this! I'm honestly shocked. #UFCLondon

Sam Patterson (29) is letting a near forty year old paper tiger psyche him out. #UFCLondon

@MMAdamMartin x.com/FightAlchemy/s…

Page and Patterson are just moving around the cage and refusing to throw strikes. Frustrating to watch for the fans. Come on guys, FIGHT! #UFCLondon