James Duncan

@Mattimer_ I mean that's just objectively incorrect.

No room for my strange slightly-posh-but-also-slightly-northern-and-slightly-Midland accent, presumably.

@Mattimer_ We had a referendum on AV and Proportional Representation a decade ago. Sadly we failed to unleash the mighty power of REFORM CAT. However this video stands out to me as the finest piece of Electoral Information I have ever seen in my 15 years of voting... youtu.be/HiHuiDD_oTk

It's been said by others elsewhere, but if they were so bothered about fair elections, why don't they ditch First-Past-The-Post and replace it with something more representative?

@Mattimer_ Everything's coming up Milhouse

Unless 'hugging' is a code word, of course...

Why the obsession with hugging? I want to hug as few people as possible for the rest of my life.

Browsing new toys for my #bike and came across this magnificent #advert. I'm so accustomed to seeing smiling, happy models advertising products but these two really personify the "joy" of #bikepacking and long-distance #cycling 😂 #cyclinglife #cycle

@shellvictoria_ Nope. No it didn't. It was 3 years ago and no-one can tell me any different.

@Mattimer_ I heard "buy buy everything" as a remorseless suicide note of the entire cast

Also, 'goodbye to rainy days'. This is Birmingham you're talking about, you know...

Glad the subtitles are there as I thought at first it said 'buy buy a baby too'. But this is still pretty spectacular.

@Mattimer_ I feel so uncomfortable right now

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Pouring cyanide on your cereal is also 'breakfast with a twist'. Doesn't make it a good idea though.

@Mattimer_ Pft. Try harder 😋

In other news I have the beginnings of what looks like a bald patch, and I'm probably going to cry myself to sleep tonight

I've seen images like this before, but in Fallout and Red Alert, and other sci-fi and Apocalypse-based games and film. To see it in real life is beyond incredible, in the truest sense of the word.

@shellvictoria_ @HellaMegaTour @TicketmasterUK All the coolest people are born in the back of a van during a gig... Just sayin'...

@SarahMarrow5 and I on a quick run through the Control Table and Operators' Club after work and a sneaky McDonalds. #futureleader in the making!

@LDoobeh throwing the horns ready to smash out a chilly day at #Enterprise Derby North. Still open during #Lockdown as #EssentialWorkers and no-one more essential than this guy; ploughed through his MQI and now in the Hot Seat! Been great to watch and guide his #progression!

@Mattimer_ You counted 5 whole minutes??

Have we really had twenty minutes of incomprehensible graphs and just five minutes of anything resembling a plan?

@Mattimer_ I always thought you were a goose...

I'll need training in breaking a man's arm, but I'm very skilled in honking, gliding serenely and eating bread

@SarahMarrow5 @TomHinto @TreanorFrancis @EracCLewis First test over: You'll fit in perfectly 😀😂

Fancy a round of adverbial puns? I’ll start: ‘I love the top floor of houses’ she shouted fanatically...... ‘Three grassy areas is surely enough’ she asked forlornly

@TomHinto @SarahMarrow5 @TreanorFrancis @EracCLewis Welcome! Looking forward to meeting you! Feel free to reach out if you have any questions before tomorrow 🙂 most important though; do you prefer a cup of tea or coffee to greet you in the morning? ☕😂

I do hope Donald Trump gets better. You know, as a human being...

@shellvictoria_ Look at the puppy. If you ever need cheering up, look at the puppy. If that fails, I'll bring cake, but puppies should suffice 🙂 ❤️