Lizzy Upland

@KelVines Yes girlll please!

Just because you're buying a $200 doesn't make the person who's ringing you up any less of a person you should treat respectfully

"Do you have a disease?" "Marijuana seeds?"

Literally though fuck you

One thing you gotta learn about me; I don't give up easy

RIP Barbara Cook. Thank you for giving the world its first taste of Cunegonde and Marian

If you stand close enough to me that I can feel you touching my bag, we're going to have a problem

@hoofingboy1000 I was introduced to Oliver by Ice Age so I feel you

Is Bette Midler in the new souvenir program for “Hello, Dolly!” or is it just pictures of David Hyde Pierce in front of a curtain

UGHHHHHHH.... packing 😔

I think I'm the first person ever to lose weight while on vacation 👌🏻

I will create my own happiness garden full of drums and loud screams.

Haven't even met up with my parents yet and they're already managing to piss me off #happyfamilyvacation

Okay people here stand grossly close to each other... if you get hit with my backpack it's only like 25% my fault

Donald Trump’s lawyer hired a lawyer. Not a good look when your counsels for the Russia probe are stacked like nesting dolls.

Come From Away was 10/10 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

@Cullen_Shirtz Also was the wrong intentional or just a mistake

After living here for 2 yrs & interacting with a diverse variety of people, I can safely say that middle aged white women are the rudest