Jeff ‘Rainbow Warrior’ Gordon

Girls suck, date your boys #fellas

@BarryCranksBum Brunson bro, he’s him

I need a new picture for the top of my profile cause of stupid fucking deaaron fox #faggot #terrorist Any suggestions

@GoEmperors A team that dunks on the Mets unprovoked is my kinda team. Go Emperors -24

@GeffJordon24 You’re teetering on not knowing ball, Jeff.

Girls suck, date your boys #fellas

@griffhangemlow GYATTT griff

Griff as a female, thoughts?

@SLSpaceCowboys I’m more of a sugar land skeeters guy, back in the roger Clemons days

@GeffJordon24 this guy knows ball

@finna_shawty New tribute pic

Female Timmy. How many beers? #lank

@DurhamBulls I put up Babe Ruth numbers against you guys in The Show

@GeffJordon24 Not naming us seems like a red flag

@sodpoodles You guys are chill for responding. No other team did. This is now a Sod Poodle certified account

@GeffJordon24 Amarillo Sod Poodles mentioned

@BarryCranksBum That’s good by me, good 2

Tee shot on a par 3. I’m playing by myself this could’ve been a very bad situation #thankgod

@lucas_bro_ Ball knower

@GeffJordon24 Chattanooga Lookouts

@HootersHank Say it louder for the people in the back Jimmy Crow!

I love how every clip of NYC being burned to the ground uses “Knicks fans” when it should really be “unemployed blacks” Deadass not a single one of these niggas could tell you who they traded for OG Anunoby

Thank you guys for 700 followers here is my beev bar crawl❤️

@TimFuggerESPN XL-2XL is a healthy individual. Full of seed oils and red 40

some fat fuck gonna be so happy having this much peter millar #tjmaxxing

@GeneralGeebG I waited patiently while the employee restocked the flasks and wallets and then pounced -24

You can’t make this up🤣 #needlepoint

Just said “hey buddy” to a baby that was very clearly a girl #mybad

@billy53564 Don’t try too hard, Billy -24

@billiam_toes “Shadeurs pro bowl was legitimate! He earned it !

“Patriots season wasn’t a fluke!”

@SlickRickFowler Wonder if you could fit a pair of shades in the cigar holder, or does it have a slot for the stogies? -24

The phone case was the best purchase. God Bless America. #TJMaxxing

@AjTerrellBurner Let’s go

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