Lambeau Calrissian

@mask_bastard Her hair looks… small.

say something nice about billie eillish

@LoudOutside Less-Little Kim

What’s her rap name?

@SamKuffelWx We needed it

Storms are done, humidity is dropping, and temps will be in the 50s by tomorrow morning.

@Aella_Girl I find the notion revolting myself, but I would fight for your right to build it. I would probably build it if you asked me after complimenting my jokes. It’s just nice to know that a mutant like me can be grossed out by a babe like you, sometimes. The world is weird.

i would like a gloryhole for footrubs

i regularly fantsize about footrubs. i wnat my feet rubbed so bad. they always ache. but i dont wanna hire a masseuse just to footrub? seems weird. i feel like random ppl would be real happy to rub my feet buuuut that introduces weird dynamics. but am i to be deterred by weird?

@emkenobi Uhmm, no… but I think he just made me effin’ bust. 🤬

Ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

@idiotpeach Let the record show that I have never once caught myself imagining myself laying on top of one of those aliens to do some serious sex on ‘em… I uh-also haven’t had it happen where you were the one on which layed… as I am a civilized, enlightened man. I uh, have to go.

never even brought it up when this happened because idc. But even if my closest friend made that comparison my feelings would be hurt. Just unfollowed her and moved on with my life. It’s okay that you accidentally insulted someone. A sorry would’ve been chill tho. 💀

idk man you compared me to ugly little aliens I don’t really think you got bullied tho

@reynoldsgareth What world is this?

@AndyHermanNFL Why did you say that out loud, bud?!?!?!

Not even the Packers would have found a way to lose that lead (I don’t think).

@Felted_Imp @Bad_Banner He’s lost without you, bro. Dude is spinning.

You didn't care about free speech in April, what happened bud?

@AaronNagler @zacobson Unless you’re that one guy I always got stuck talking to at my buddy’s house parties in Oshkosh. Then you never never talk about it.

the fact that marshawn lloyd got through otas and minicamp without any issues is leaving me cautiously optimistic…

@KwikTrip Good to see you, my friend.

i'm at the point in the year where every conversation involves humidity

Yeah, that is an unhinged statement to make. First off, I don’t think she is unattractive, but I am an old fashioned guy. I want a lady who was a soul, and preferably sweet boobs. I just don’t enjoy daydreaming of a life with a daywalker ginger. Second, there are multiple Dragon Age games that have 2 female companions that are hotter… that’s just one franchise.

@TimoTweetss She’s not.

i mean she’s a top 3 hottest video-game characters, if you think otherwise you gotta like men

@BrittanyXVenti Saying “we needed it” whenever it rains.

Tell me your favorite whitetivities

@frozenaesthetic Ay wtf I already told you I already apologized for Dr. Who

@frozenaesthetic Ay, wtf I said sorry about Dr. Who

Watching the World Cup I booed when they brought out the American flag, done my bit

@shelbystardust Peace to you, too. Thank you.🙏

GOOD MORNING to everyone who thinks it’s pretty insane that the president råped girls with Epstein and they tried to cover it up in the literal fuckıng Situation Room 🤗

@DanRShafer I’m a member of the Hong Jury.

@PolishTamales Most companies have exiled people with creativity and replaced them with Ritalin-addled tech-bros who have no opinion on anything other than gaining 2% efficiency on their pipelines.

Outside of Minecraft and Fortnite, the gaming industry has stagnated into endless remasters and remakes.🤡

@redzenox 10 dollars. My biggest flaw is having way too much confidence that all of my jokes will kill.

@GoFullTurbo How much did u pay to boost this tweet. 😂

Let he or she who hasn’t made the mistake of getting a Nazi symbol tattooed on their chest throw the first stone.

@lilsaltysweet Does it grow back every time a bell rings?

an angel lost her wings (shaved my bush)