x - alex !

all the "bis vs lesbians" arguments i see on my tl are mostly lesbians being biphobic and bis defending themselves, like I rarely see bisexuals being lesbiphobic back, it always goes one way

Today was the University of Maryland’s “Wear Jeans if You’re Gay Day,” but it ended up being a confusion as many gay students didn’t own jeans and many straight students wearing jeans were surprised to be perceived as gay.

FINAL: Denver 2, Wisconsin 1. Our journey ends in the national championship game. Thank you, fans.

No seriously! Look at your history books. They haven’t done anything ever! The most notable thing to happen in Wisconsin over the past 80 years is that 10 years ago Hillary Clinton FORGOT IT EXISTED and handed the election to Trump. Her advisors were like: “Umm Madam Secretary when you’re done passing out on your feet and being shoved into a van in New York, would you like to perhaps visit a swing state?” Hillary: “wait … which swing state?” Advisors: “Wisconsin.” Hillary: “HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU I WILL NEVER GO TO THAT GODFORSAKEN HELLHOLE EVER.” Advisors: “But … the election is in only two …” Hillary: NO.

It was always meant to be for Jake Livanavage 🐧

The following players will not play today and their statuses are considered day to day: - Sidney Crosby (lower-body) - Ben Kindel (upper-body) - Evgeni Malkin (upper-body) - Bryan Rust (lower-body) - Parker Wotherspoon (upper-body) - Erik Karlsson (lower-body) - Kris Letang (upper-body) Connor Dewar (lower-body) will not play today and is week to week.

The following players will not play today and their statuses are considered day to day: - Sidney Crosby (lower-body) - Ben Kindel (upper-body) - Evgeni Malkin (upper-body) - Bryan Rust (lower-body) - Parker Wotherspoon (upper-body) - Erik Karlsson (lower-body) - Kris Letang (upper-body) Connor Dewar (lower-body) will not play today and is week to week.