Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500

How do. I'm Dan and in my spare time I draw stuff. I've got a shop on Redbubble and I take commissions too. I'd be very grateful if you gave my art account a follow at @dpadesign2020 and had a look at my stuff. Cheers

Go on then, let's have some bodywork

Seeing as my last drawing went down so well <Harry Hill sideways look to camera.jpg> I thought I'd start another one

God, I fucking love Michael Jayston's voice

Nowt on telly tonight so I'm going to start watching the superlative Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy on iPlayer like the big shagger I am

I mean, it's over ten years old, so it's had a decent innings, but it's incredibly inconvenient and an expense I could do without

My computer monitor has gone tits up, which is great timing considering I'm right in the middle of doing some fucking artwork on it

@daddyanddumbell EXCELLENT choice

@GrumpyGreyhead Andrea silenzi

Massimo Taibi

I've lived in my house for 20 years. My dad lived in it for several years before that. So obviously today I've had some post for someone who is neither of us

The bit when he's giving examples of numbers you can get on raffle tickets has me crying with laughter every time

But my gaffer isn't at work today so I can basically fuck about for eight hours

And I've had a pretty nasty rosacea breakout

Monday

Ah well, I really must go to bed as I've got Twitter in the morning

Steve Miller Band: Abracadabra (1982). The band only appear as photos in the background, as they were touring Europe at the time. Peter Conn directed the video; he also did the video sequences in RoboCop. Nobody seems to know who the magicians were in this video. Do drop a comment if you have any information!

Jesus titty-fucking CHRIST you lot have got to stop engaging with the "they're banning Easter" blue-tick fuckwits. Getting you to quote-tweet them is exactly what they want you to do. They get actual fucking money for it. How the fuck can you not see that

Just been a fucking massive bang outside somewhere, like summat blowing up type of bang, but there's nowt untoward that I can see, so I can only assume I'm hallucinating explosions

B*Witched in London (1999)

That was quite enjoyable. Not amazing but pleasingly silly

Well, it's not a real Kremer Porsche. Possibly a Flachbau with a bodykit

Decided to find a film to watch. Somehow I have alighted upon Condorman