Minister CuddleMuffin

@GuyOcala @CNviolations Because she probably doesn’t know where Texas is.

@CNviolations Why does she find it necessary to confirm that Texas is in the US?

He's not wrong 🔥

@ToddHowardSigma Gotta use gold. Best five swings you’ll ever have.

I don’t think I’ve ever made an iron shovel Only stone or wood

@MyDogSaysNo1 @ClimateWarrior7 @thechosenberg

Europeans just want to be sweaty all day I guess

@AMAZlNGNATURE That would work on us in a freaking heartbeat. “Oh man, the zoomies? Here is some meat.” 😭😂

Wolf trying to be cute to get some food from the bear.

@AMAZlNGNATURE The elephants then mounted his bust on their wall, where he remins to this day. Like Han Solo in Jabbas palace. 😭

Ernie Dosio, a 75-year-old American millionaire and avid trophy hunter was kiIIed when five female elephants crushed him in Gabon's Lope-Okanda rainforest.

@mcmay2010 @HumanityChad Would have been very impressive 😂

@HumanityChad I first thought the elephant would jump in to the basket of the bike.

Elephant to Caretaker: You have been adopted into the herd, do not resist, do not leave.

@MiseryClips @AFStreamWatch I feel bad for her, man. On a human level. The same way you feel bad for the homeless, wondering what went wrong to alter this persons life to such a degree. I’m not a father but that part of me hurts for her dad.

The relevance here is that her parents bought her that Saab in High School & with all the money she made in p0rn & pr0stitution was never able to upgrade to a newer car. Most likely because it all got spent on drugs. And now the car has no heat in the cold Wisconsin winters.

@Awk20000 Make him wish he stayed in the box they threw him in, in the Philippines. 😂

Akash says he’s keeping all his options open in regards to suing Vitaly "Rn my num 1 concern is the mental health of myself, my family, & ppl around me..he has to be held accountable..when a false accusation like this is made live” (Via Iced Coffee Hour)

@Younglucky50811 @AMAZlNGNATURE He couldn’t have asked for a more calm fish 😭

@AMAZlNGNATURE Dude just got the ocean's version of a friendly bear hug from a bus-sized fish Nature never misses with these moments.

He's lucky it was a whale shark 💀

@Rushthedutch @super_dilly @nypost We can deport him to the UK then. He is perfect for the new British culture. 😂

@super_dilly @nypost The rest of his friends are in the UK 🇬🇧 where they gang rape girls and the UK denies it.

DOJ moves to revoke US citizenship of jailed LI doctor convicted of grooming an 11-year-old girl trib.al/TjqCBaN

@Grxit Only one cure and one true preventative solution.

What listening to Nick Fuentes does to a mother fucker

@rPrequelMemes I can fix Trilla. Nah, I’d probably die. 😂

The dark side of the force is a path ways to MANY abilities. redd.it/1stsdie

@rawsalerts Terrifying but beautiful.

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as twin tornadoes emerge from an extremely large, life-threatening tornado currently on the ground 📌#Braman | #oklahoma At this time, the National Weather Service has issued a Particularly Dangerous Situation (PDS) Tornado Warning for northern Oklahoma. A confirmed, life-threatening tornado is on the ground, with reports of twin tornadoes actively causing damage near Braman, Oklahoma. This is an extremely rare and serious designation, indicating a high risk of catastrophic destruction. Authorities warn that this is a large and extremely dangerous tornado capable of devastating impacts. If you are in the affected area, TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY. Move to a basement or an interior room on the lowest floor of a sturdy building, away from windows. This is a rapidly evolving and highly dangerous situation.

@lowca_b00mer0w @Telegraph What an answer 😭😂👍🏼

@Telegraph Not true. Young men want only the most attractive virgins from the most affluent households, that can pay significant dowries. So glad to clear things up for you!

🗣️ 'Gen Z men feel hated by Gen Z women so they are seeking less ‘toxic’ relationships' Kara Kennedy argues that frustration in modern dating is pushing some Gen Z men towards older partners, in search of what they see as more stable relationships ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/2…

@TBifford That walk of shame at the end is so good 😂 the kid now knows his dad is weak and the dad now knows he should have shot his load into a sock because the son is just as weak. 😂

🚨In Buffalo, a father & son walked into a Family Dollar, called the Black worker a “monkey,” and told him to take it to the street. They got exactly what they asked for. The worker folded both of them up in flip-flops while the whole block watched. 🤡

@ExxAlerts @Grxit Hopefully her insurance company takes her over the coals, insists on visual tests and a new drivers exam.

ALERT: Florida woman drives her lifted truck over a Lamborghini she didn't see in a parking lot. “Thank you God for another day and another chance,” the man in the Lamborghini said. “Material things don't matter to me, my health is the main thing. Nothing stops us, there is much more to grow.”

@ManicUCW @Grxit “On this episode of My 500 Pound Life…”

This has to be a mid life crisis

@HumanityChad The Sloth one is so cute 🥲 friend shaped animals are the best.

Bliss

@heart_ @ClimateWarrior7 Those bigoted bees hate wasps just because they come into their hive and eat their grubs. It’s just a cultural thing.

Honeybee society will not survive unless it allows giant hornet migration.

@Grxit VA is beautiful and has nice history but after 4 years of living there, I gladly moved to Indiana for work. The stupidest, loudest and most ignorant people I’ve ever met in my life were born and raised in Virginia.

Virginians have to be the stupidest people in America