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@joel_gradwell He’d probably kick a rugby ball more accurately

Diarra's attempts at striking a football are actually hilarious.

@LegacySiu Adebayor

Name an African who has played for Real Madrid. You can’t

@fcb_shaw Why would they wanna play in white when Real Madrid are white

On dirait le maillot de l’OM mdrrrr

@tuckytheweeb I’d love top 10

The luck narrative extends back to the playoffs and has just been going. Comments of "you can't keep playing this way" we have almost a whole season and will probably longer and it'll get us top 10. Then it'll move on to relegated next season before reverting to lucky again 🥱

@Captain_Waris @FabrizioRomano Needs to join Man City let’s be honest with ourselves that’s who win titles

@FabrizioRomano He should join Arsenal then, that's not happening at Man united anytime soon

🚨🏆 Bruno Fernandes: “I want to win the Premier League, I want to win the Champions League”. “I never hide from that”, told BBC.

@joel_gradwell Yup. Haha

Really need fuck off with this playing out the back when they've got two up top. Trying that same triangle every time has put us in immediate, needless danger every single time.

@SunderlandAFC Not the easiest half to watch

⏸️ Half-time. #SUNNFO

@SkySports_Keith @donjuan72FTM

😀 🇳🇱 Asked Brian Brobbey today how he felt after scoring a last minute derby winner against Newcastle: 🗣️ “There were a lot of emotions after that goal. But … HAPPY man, HAPPY Brian!” 🗣️ “I got a lot of messages from people saying ‘you are the hero, scoring the winner in the derby!’ It was really nice. It (that goal) was the highlight of the season for me.” See the full interview with #SAFC striker on @SkySportsNews ‘PL Show’ from 5pm tomorrow night.

@AdamFulwell_ Was a tough result to take but we go again !

I hate football.

@SunderlandAFC It’s the hope that kills you

Villa score. 4-3.

@SunderlandAFC Got my hopes up

@amjustsonormal @SunderlandAFC Are you not a Chelsea fan?

@SunderlandAFC You can’t count us off

OH MY WORD WILSON ISIDORRRRRRRR!!! IT'S 3-3 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@SunderlandAFC Next game is a big one just like this one was oh well you can’t win em all

Martínez is equal to Le Fée's left-footed strike as we look for a way back into the game. Just over 10 minutes to play...

@SunderlandAFC Not the best game ever to say the least

RLB makes a triple change 🔄

@KingDan81 @HammerMusePerth Naturally hilarious

@HardingMatty @HammerMusePerth Indeed he is and unknowingly too

Life in the championship isn’t that bad,according to this Tottenham Toby 😂 Lol ⚒️⚒️⚒️

@KingDan81 @HammerMusePerth He’s quite a funny lad isn’t he

@HardingMatty @HammerMusePerth Well he does have a point 🤣

@TheSpursWatch Did fuck your team is powder puff

Only a yellow card for Brobbey after elbowing Porro in the face and throwing him to the floor

@KingDan81 @piesportsbooze You reckon they save it?

@HardingMatty @piesportsbooze Would be up there with the greatest of stories ever to unfold if they go down.

New banger 🎵