If you’re door dashing Outback Steakhouse the driver should show up with a gun and a license to kill
Max@Juicewag
Randomly thought about this “bidenflation” tweet so I downloaded DoorDash and this has increased 85% under Trump lmao
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Bobby
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I tell ya my wife and I went to the doctors the other day and he read us this study. The doctor takes one look at my wife and says you got a clean bill of health! Then he turns to me and asks if my affairs are in order
Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙@AlpacaAurelius
You need to be having more sex. This is medical advice. Having sex less than once a month increases your risk of death by 2.3 TIMES. The sweet spot in the study was 2 to 3 times a week. Daily sex also was associated with a 3 times increase in all cause mortality.
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Cool seems like a fair trade. I genuinely have never thought of Zambia
Jenni@hashjenni
In case anyone isn’t aware, Trump is demanding Zambia to hand over its mineral rights by end of day tomorrow or the U.S. gov’t will cut off the country’s access to the AIDS medications that are literally keeping its citizens alive. Just thought y’all should know.
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I’m going to check out the dating app meant to distribute women more equally to members of the incel community for research purposes
Richard Hanania@RichardHanania
Clavicular is now friends and business partners with a Jewish mobster who brags about once having cut off a man’s ear and is a suspect in multiple murders. They are starting “a dating app meant to distribute women more equally to members of the incel community.” Promising.
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The world you grew up in no longer exists
剑女友 sword gf ☭@punishedgarage
obsessed w this guy on reddit who was spending $60 a week on burgers for himself and his roommate
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@HaterOfJs Thank you.
I'll check out this video
Nimda held a show in Japan last year, and Marauda has also held shows there in the past.
Some Japanese people like Tearout.
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@HaterOfJs @ghostofwatanabe Good, because that’s going to come up sooner than you think
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Incredible stuff is happening on Japanese Twitter
たく。@co_mp_
人にオススメしていいか躊躇うランキング1位 Tearout Dubstep
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@ghostofwatanabe That’s why you’re a true blue patriot and I will kill for you
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@HaterOfJs I have no idea what that is but I liked the tweet anyways.
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Bobby nag-retweet
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BLUE CRABS OVER I-95! HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH!?
Tucker Martin@jtuckermartin
Actual news alert I just received. BATTLE STATIONS
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No one’s doing it like leany
Mesut Çevik@mesutcevik
Dansçıların birbirleri ile değil ritimle senkron olmaları apayrı bir seviye. Görsellik şahane.
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My liberal friend is upset over this and trying to bait me into a discussion over it, not happening!
MeidasTouch@MeidasTouch
Reports are surfacing that the Trump DOJ has indicted former FBI Director James Comey over his social media post featuring seashells forming the number "8647." The term "86" is common restaurant and colloquial slang meaning to eject, cancel, or get rid of something—as in, "Let’s 86 that idea" or "We need to 86 the salmon from the menu."
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