Space Man Dan

Love how it just yeets the stones out of there 😂😂

Lay in bed for hours tossing and turning, not tired at all. Then as soon as I decide to get up and do things instantly tired 😂😅

The new season of JJK is 👌👌👌

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

RIP Chuck Norris. Forever legendary.

Mystic State fuckin crushed it last night. New one straight off the computer 👀👀

Enigma Dubz and mofuggin Mystic State tonight!!

In a counterstrike lobby last night with a dude who had just smoked DMT for the first time about 45 minutes prior. He kept saying "bro I hit it like 6 times it doesn't do anything it's shit!" and our teammates googled how to smoke DMT right and they were coaching him through it

me in japan flicking my mobile data on and off to conserve it like it's runescape prayer points

Hey so like wtf is up with birthmarks?

mogged? brother, back in my day you were pwned

@AJCOLE22222222 @FatherMcKennaa I also suggest any of the Planet Earth/nature documentary shows on LSD. Watched the whole first season of Planet Earth one of the first times taking LSD and it was incredible

@FatherMcKennaa I’ve tried a lot of different drugs. LSD is in my top 3. Great stuff, I highly recommend doing it at least twice. Go outside for the first time and chill with nature. Next time watch a comedy with friends.

Eight people at a dinner party snorted lines of pure LSD thinking it was cocaine. 260 to 2,100 doses each. Five went comatose. Three stopped breathing. All eight walked out of the hospital within 48 hours. Heroin kills at 6x a normal dose. These people took 2,000x and lived. The scheduling system was never about danger.

pulled up to urgent care and saw a guy with an Excision sticker on his windshield pull up in scrubs, so decided to take my chances and tough it out at home instead

This is what the most annoying fuckers you've ever met call their vape

How does that map in the mall always know where I am?

BTSM at red rocks. Was a cold show so l had hand warmers in one mitten, Molly in the other. Popped a molly ayy. Got home and emptied out my pockets only to find a hole in the hand warmer and an otherwise untouched bag of Molly. I was eating iron fillings out of the hand warmer

That is not an f-15 that is a f-22

dawg got the OJ Simpson gloves on while handling a Captain Hook sha boing boing

Did anyone else get really bad (demonic) vibes from illenium at the sphere last night? My friend and I were so shocked we had to leave halfway through the show 😭

Wish I was as good at saving money as I was at spending it