Hopium FC

Transfers that would be absolutely terrific for this summer: - Anderson / Tchouameni - Baleba - Senesi on a free - Kroupi - Literally any left back that can take over from Shaw Get these done and United can seriously compete in the league and cups. But I don’t think there’s gonna be 5 incoming signings unfortunately.

Kobbie Mainoo, forever United ✍️❤️

How can convince the new generation the worst player here was Ronaldo.

@cagiago_ Same can be said about the UCL semis

A race between two Toyota’s isn’t more exciting than a race between two Ferrari’s.

BIG MOMENTS? CRISTIANO RONALDO. 🐐

How does one even go about recreating these goals - seems like a crazy amount of effort??

@Utd__max10 Beat Liverpool all day long. Anyone who says otherwise is not a United fan.

As a Manchester United fan, which would you choose? 🔵 Blue pill: Bruno Fernandes gets 2 assists against Liverpool… but we lose 🔴 Red pill: Bruno has a ghosts performance… but we beat Liverpool

@terrychristian @ManUtdWay99 🤣🤣

@ManUtdWay99 @HopiumFC Tthey love Amorim's little beard and chinos

Van Gaal didn't work because Moyes didn't work then Jose awful, Ten Hag predictable and Amorim hopeless - odd this idea that Ole was in any way inferior to these over rated joyless muppets

@paulwhite800 @FootballJOE Agreed 💯

@HopiumFC @FootballJOE worked brilliantly. ahead of what Arteta was doing

😳 "Nobody wants to say it, but Man Utd are sleepwalking into another crisis with Carrick" joe.co.uk/sport/opinion-…

@MaycroftChris @FootballJOE Agreed 💯

@HopiumFC @FootballJOE Worked very well, problem was the muppets in charge of the football side, decided to bring Ronaldo back for financial reasons, rather than sign the players we needed. Like a midfielder he wanted.

Ok, but what if Atlético Madrid v Arsenal is also an entertaining watch? Is there a plan in place for that?

Why would Luis Enrique leave this PSG super team to join United? He’s built something so special! If I can watch United play even half as good as this I’d be crying happy tears. 🥲

@sweatyGullit I’m already dreading tomorrow’s watch after today’s. Hope I’m wrong though!

@HopiumFC simeone and arteta should be put in jail for terrorism

The quality of PSG vs. Bayern is incredible. And tomorrow we’ll have to watch haram ball.

@utdrobbo Would’ve asked for some hipster idiot over SAF

@Kieranf07061746 @ovoshedrack @ToshiBet @UTDKara 👍

@HopiumFC @ovoshedrack @ToshiBet @UTDKara Bruno has played with cavani and Ronaldo

Should Bruno Fernandes now be considered better than Kevin De Bruyne?

@ajenifuja_ahmed @ToshiBet @UTDKara Based on what this AI generated table? Goals and assists same for both players? And there’s another row for “goals scored”? Anything you say from now on can’t be taken seriously.

@HopiumFC @ToshiBet @UTDKara Judge by your self

@ajenifuja_ahmed @ToshiBet @UTDKara Not sure if those stats are counted here

@HopiumFC @ToshiBet @UTDKara How about the Portuguese national team ?

@UTDlarry McSauce

Hint: An unsung hero came from the bench in the 87th minutes and scored two dying minute goals that won the game 2_1. You breathe Manchester United if you can guess the goal scorer and the team 🎯