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the lion does not concern himself with the command prompts that occasionally open then close themselves

@unicouniuni3 happy birthday uni!!

It’s Uni’s 6th birthday today! 🎉 Say “happy birthday Uni!”

Nooooowww do you get it😜

Reminds me of this gift I was given of Sonic soap where the slightest touch causes it to spam random sound effects and it might be the most useless product ever

@Lex_cat11 giant mountain chicken

please give me animals I’ve probably never heard of I’m trying to compile a list of animals that most people have never seen before just for funsies

2 brain cells fighting for 3rd place

Nobody's talking about Epstein anymore

its been a while since i made something like this

"Illinois just approved of a data center the size of 600 football fields"

@ashveilburger first thing that came to mind was marshmallow from annoying orange 😭

gun to your head name a non-binary character

this may sound extreme but I am fundamentally superior to those who watch this

@kingpminch carnivine my goat

I'm gonna prove something. I have a Google Doc of every single Pokémon, from 1-1025. COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE and I'll add your name until we've found someone who likes every single one!

⚠️PLEASE PLEASE RETWEET THE HELL OUT OF THIS KITTEN ABUSER 🚨 BEN MURKIN, ELY ⚠️KNOW HIS FACE⚠️ A sadistic animal abuser has avoided prison after inflicting catastrophic injuries on a kitten after throwing it at a wall, a door and down the stairs. Ben Murkin, of Mill Lane, Fordham, Ely, appeared at Cambridge Crown Court on March 6 to be sentenced in a prosecution brought forward by the RSPCA. On March 6, 2024, a veterinary practice was contacted by a family member who said Murkin's cat Whisper had fallen and was struggling to breathe. By the time they arrived at the practice with Whisper, the kitten had already passed away after being in immense pain and suffering. Whisper's death was reported to the RSPCA after concerns about the injuries. An independent post mortem found that Whisper had suffered injuries including a bruised head, a left eye haemorrhage, reddening and bruising of the tail area, and multiple injuries to limbs, consistent with a strong human grip. Murkin claimed the injuries occurred when he was carrying out CPR. The post mortem also found evidence of current and old rib fractures and a fracture on the lumber vertebrae. He had also ignored advice from the bet to bring the cat back on two occasions. These included after bringing in the kitten for limping after a supposed fall in December 2023 and in February 2024 after treatment for a fractured tooth and red gums. Some of the specific acts of cruelty detailed in court included kicking Whisper against a wall, picking her up by the tail and throwing her down the stairs, and throwing Whisper against the door. The expert vet concluded in their report: “It is my expert opinion that clearly Whisper suffered as a result of the injuries she sustained however they were caused. She sustained multiple and severe injuries both to her lip and upper canine, to her ribs on the right hand side and then to her face, chest and abdomen in the final incident. “All of these will have caused her to suffer pain and distress. The final set of injuries the duration of the suffering will only have lasted as long as she remained conscious which is likely to have been a short period of time. “It is my expert opinion that the injuries sustained by Whisper were the result of deliberate and intentional trauma inflicted upon her by a person with the intention of her causing her serious harm and suffering.” The court heard he got Whisper with his girlfriend as emotional support as he was lonely. When the relationship ended, he started to resent the cat. The judge described Murkin's actions as an "extraordinary response". The judge noted this had been "astonishing cruelty to an animal" and said Murkin had committed other acts of physical violence on the cat. The offence was placed in the highest category because the injuries were "prolonged and repeated, inflicted with significant force, and resulted in death". Murkin had pleaded guilty to two counts of causing unnecessary suffering to Whisper by inflicting trauma causing injury and for failing to provide prompt veterinary treatment, in respect of the injury to the cat’s gums and fractured canine tooth. He was given a 22-month prison sentenced that has been suspended for 18 months. He has been ordered to carry out 240 hours of unpaid work and 20 Rehabilitation Activity Requirement days. He has been banned for keeping all animals for life and was ordered to pay £500 court costs and £187 victim surcharge. RSPCA Inspector Emily Astillberry said: "The actions in this case were of astonishing cruelty to a defenceless animal. It is heart-breaking to hear what Whisper - this small ragdoll kitten - had to endure such cruel and sustained suffering. She was still so young when she died and had to endure such pain and suffering during this short life.”

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES.

Artist alley table number

Would GRIEF still be top 3 if it was green?

"can it✋" OH HE CLEARED HIM LMAOOO😭😭😭