Andie Ho, CT

@BogHagJess @ChefReactions Please.

@improvmookie Is "read" an imperative or past participle here?

Read this mystery book this weekend.

@la_kube La Guerre des boutons

Que lisez-vous en ce moment ?

@Bentranslates @FranceinLA @FrenchCluster You're really gonna reinforce my Napoleon complex like that?

@JHawkTranslator @FranceinLA @FrenchCluster If we saw each other in person more we’d be reminded 😂

I forget how tall I am sometimes, and then I see photos like this…

@BethTranslates "Type, peasant! Earn me more cat treats!"

Ezzy's hanging out at the top of the big cat tree today. I think she likes looking down on me from up there. 😼

@improvmookie It's the opposite! It means you DON'T look 62!

On my doctor’s visit notes, there is a line that says “patient appears their stated age” which I think is medical code for “looks awful but he is 42”.

@TrtlTravel @ChemXlator Will do. Btw, I collect turtles, but that is COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL

@JHawkTranslator @ChemXlator We’d love to hear how you get on! 🐢

New addition to my travel setup. So far, so very good indeed. @TrtlTravel

@ChemXlator @TrtlTravel Update: I went ahead and bought one!

@ChemXlator @TrtlTravel Ooh! I'm flying to Asia next month (15 hours each way 😖), so I'm buying all the comfort devices I can. Will look into this one

@OSingier The crumbs suggest that they (plural!) weren't THAT disappointing 🤣 Hope you're having a great time!

My only disappointment in Tahiti… #teampainauchocolat

@improvmookie YES YES YES YES YES

Bring me the heads of Burt & Ernie so I can clothe myself.

@NonoDarko Ma mère, de langue maternelle cantonnaise, prononce systématiquement "deaf" comme "death."

Actuellement en train d'assister à une réunion où le speaker met des h partout alors qu'il n'y en a pas, mes oreilles souffrent...

@JohnLovesJulie "He could not live with the injuries I saw."

@Bentranslates @nytimes Aren't lawyers supposed to be master logicians? What is the logic of asking AI whether AI is true? THAT'S the most worrisome thing about his work.

Buyer beware: AI, machine translation, or other unmediated technology is not a replacement for real expertise, especially when the stakes are high. A warning via ⁦@nytimes⁩ nytimes.com/2023/05/27/nyr…

@XiranJayZhao The Orlando airport also doesn't sell gum, I think for the same reason.

@improvmookie I've been thinking about getting one. Do I do it?

Currently on: wax seals.

@AsianChamberHou has been sending me emails with the subject "HAVE YOU EATEN YET?" and it is possibly the most localized piece of marketing I've ever received. I've never felt so SEEN #AANHPIHeritageMonth

@corinnemckay Dat paw

@Bentranslates The ums make it more real!

So many UMs, don’t worry I already know about toastmasters 😝

👨‍🎓 Once, several many years ago, I got an #MBA. 📜 It was a great decision for me in the long run, but I wouldn’t recommend it for everyone. Want to hear why? Listen to my interview with @JHawkTranslator on the @ATA_FLD podcast!