Jordan Stachowski 🌶
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Jordan Stachowski 🌶
@JStack23
Golfer, Musician, Packer Fan to the Grave
Sumali Kasım 2011
328 Sinusundan122 Mga Tagasunod
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THEY NEED HIM TO GO DEEP TODAY 🙏👑
⚾️ Jacob Misiorowski (MIL) O 16.5 Outs
All pairs/slips in VIP! 💎
I think this is a must play after Woodruff went down last night. The Brewers NEED length from their starters and who else to get that from than their ace?
Mis has been pitching pretty deep into games lately and has close to a 100 pitch leash. The Nationals offense is pretty feast or famine.
They'll just swing at random shit early in the count and let anyone go deep. I'll back THE MIS to get 2 outs in the 6th.

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@trippple2s @MrWi11iams @PrizePicks Ironically took Bueckers under tonight and she scored 20 in 20 min. Smh.
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@JStack23 @MrWi11iams @PrizePicks yup dirty ass app had Angel reese and got me yesterday saying it’s preseason they don’t void she played a little over 12 minutes

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@MrWi11iams @PrizePicks Predatory because the 19.5 is for Saturdays game, while the 13.5 is for tonight.
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what i learned after being introverted for most of my life is
most people don’t actually dislike introverts
they dislike not having immediate access to us
“why are you so quiet?”
because i don’t treat every silence like an emergency
“you should talk more”
maybe you should ask better questions
small talk?
sometimes fine
sometimes it feels like paying rent just to exist in the room
group conversations?
90% waiting for someone to stop performing
10% me wondering why i even came
“come on, don’t be shy”
i’m not shy
i just don’t have the urge to turn every thought into live entertainment
people think introverts are hard to read
but usually we read the room too fast
we notice who needs attention
who is forcing charisma
who is talking just to avoid dead air
who becomes weird the moment things get real
that’s why we get tired
not because people are “too much”
but because fake energy is loud
“you never text first”
true
but when i do, it actually means something
“you disappear for days”
yes
that’s called recovering from being socially available against my will
office culture?
rewarding the loudest person in the room
networking?
adult small talk with a business card
parties?
fun for one hour
then suddenly i need to go home and stare at a wall in silence
dating?
half of it is pretending to be more available, more talkative, more effortless than you really are
and the funniest part is
introverts usually know exactly how to socialize
we just know how exhausting it is to perform constantly
so after a while
we stop doing it for free
being introverted is not the problem
the problem is living in a world that mistakes constant self-display for personality
maybe introverts aren’t too quiet
maybe we just see too clearly how much of modern social life is built on noise, performance, and fear of silence
what do people still get completely wrong about introverts?
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Last night went Crazy 🤑🤑
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#onyx #odds #sports #nba #basketball



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@rahe_ballentine @SportsByDustin 🤷♂️ sportsbetting is hard. But way harder when your winners pay 1/2 the market value.
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@JStack23 @SportsByDustin They be wrong a lot and everyday make fun of people for being wrong.
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FREE MLB PITCHER PROP FOR YOU! 🆓🥤
⚾️ Logan Gilbert (SEA) O 6.5 Ks
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Probably my favorite strikeout play of the day here. Gilbert has had INSANE success against some of these Athletics hitters. I'm talking like 50+% K rates on guys like Soderstrom and Langeliers. That's perfect for us.
He's also got a 100 pitch leash and has shown solid strikeout stuff this season so far. I mean... we saw Castillo get 6 Ks last night. I'm pretty sure we can back Gilbert for 7.

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@rahe_ballentine @SportsByDustin He's trying to inform people how to actually be profitable.
Taking bad odds on DFS apps is step 1 to losing money.
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@SportsByDustin Yall get on here and get mad at people for spending their own money just shut up and don’t bet on it n
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@TheFloridaArber
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STILL LIVE: twitch.tv/oddsjambets

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@slippj2 @EVBettors Just the math on why it would be silly to take this line on PP.
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@GoblinsHenchman @RealSpikeCohen Good little sheep. Back to your pen now.
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@RealSpikeCohen People died because of utterly selfish people like you.
Like a king turd floating to the top of the septic tank of stupidity, you have the gall to crow about your idiocy.
If only medicine could be withheld from people who don't believe in science, it might cleans the gene pool.
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@KirbyPawnch @CodyBrownBets Would not be surprised if Fanduel was giving a kickback to larger accounts to promote this feature.
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@JStack23 @CodyBrownBets Exactly. You're already giving books like 10% by default. Now they're getting 13% plus people throwing out parlays that are already low odds to hit. There's a reason FD does it and other books just give free 1st half injury protection
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There’s been a lot of discussion about FanDuel’s new Bet Protect+ offer…
👇🏼 Here are my two cents.
First of all, remember that it’s optional, so if you don’t want full-game injury cover for the 3% fee, you don’t have to use it.
On the 3% fee, I understand why there is some hesitation, but there are other factors to consider…
1️⃣ FanDuel’s odds for NBA markets are strong. Both my weekend parlays were more than 3% better priced than any other sportsbook.
That means even paying the 3% fee, you would still have received a higher payout on FanDuel than everywhere else if the bet won.
2️⃣ That’s before considering you get injury insurance for:
✅ 1st quarter
✅ 2nd quarter
✅ 3rd quarter
✅ 4th quarter
✅ Overtime
3️⃣ FanDuel are paying protected bets out in cash, where previously it has been bonus bets.
4️⃣ Most injuries happen in the second half of games. No other sportsbook offers injury insurance for the full game.
5️⃣ It’s optional, but it’s also unlimited. That means you can use this offer on every bet you place, or none of them!
Cody Brown Bets@CodyBrownBets
🤯 Has anyone else seen this? It looks like we’re going to get full game injury insurance on FanDuel for the NBA playoffs! I’ve never seen any other book offer this…
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