Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.”
Got hit back with a “and that would be?”
Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.
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Jackson Doud
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Jackson Doud
@JacksonDoud
Catholic. @iastate_cals & @drakelawschool alum. Lawyer. @iowafarmbureau Government Relations. Aggressively average crossword enthusiast. Views are my own.
Iowa Sumali Haziran 2011
461 Sinusundan817 Mga Tagasunod
And now as a consolation prize I get to watch the Twins inevitably go 45-117 over the next six months
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Taking personal offense at, “he’s like a mini Jimmer Fredette, for you old timers.” @brentblum
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@JacksonDoud @mundordt_9 99 percent sure Caleb got a succulent Taco Bell meal out of me
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@Jj_Theobald @mundordt_9 To be fair, I’m pretty sure we never paid up when we lost last time, so maybe we just all meet up and pay for our own lunches? 😂
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The k state mascot is just my runescape outfit from 2007
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Yes sir @MontgomerDavid 🫡
Ryan Clark@Realrclark25
David Montgomery’s biggest fear was going back to Cincinnati to be like everyone else. He was never the biggest, the fastest, but he’s alright with that. Montgomery knows who he is, I’m fearless. I ain’t scared of nothing”. He copied then Iowa State Football’s head coach Matt Campbell’s pass code to the indoor facility. He needed the extra work, because going home wasn’t an option. He worked to be an example… for himself, for his son, & for his community! @thepivot X the @Lions #ThePivot #DavidMontgomery #DetroitLions #JahmyrGibbs #NFL youtu.be/YXRN8cUGnC4
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Jaire Alexander to the Vikes loading
Ian Rapoport@RapSheet
The #Packers are releasing star CB Jaire Alexander today, sources say.
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This is the content I’m here for
The Masters@TheMasters
Mowing report from the grounds. #themasters
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@Waddle_baby10 @jboss14 Foster and I are happy to come work with SKC II, as well.
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@jboss14 is available. I come as a free add on if that helps
Sporting Kansas City@SportingKC
Sporting KC mutually agrees to part ways with Manager Peter Vermes.
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@JacksonDoud Some are putting me up there with Lebron
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Today’s Stat line from my first time playing basketball in the last 6 months:
2 turnovers, 2 fouls, 1 assist, 3 rebounds, and 1 lost shoe mid play that is probably going to lead to a lingering ankle injury.
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@KearnsBryce @MrStonewall I thought I’d Pipped the guy before me, but alas… 😂
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@JacksonDoud @MrStonewall Hey Jackson- Do you know who Wally Pipp is??
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“Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle” is an all-time line.
Ben Stiller@BenStiller
Somehow I don’t think this will be at the head of the Disney+ queue ever. In fact I’m not sure they are aware they made it. But that was an incredibly fun summer in North Carolina 30 years ago. #Heavyweights
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*Girl Scouts selling cookies after church*
“Six dollars a box, or I’ve got a deal… Five for thirty bucks.”
Not sure if she was bad at math or a little entrepreneur trying to pull a fast one, but either way, I respect the hustle and am now five boxes of cookies richer.
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I need one of those shitty fisheye lens cameras that they use to livestream baby zoo animals mounted on a foul pole at the Twins facility in Ft. Meyers so I can wistfully watch pitchers and catchers report today
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