James_wit_a_G

Don’t want anyone except her

Do I look handsome today or am I just a fuckin idiot

Walking round with a bad bitch in my life got ma dick hard as fuck

(Looked at Emma wearing a cute fit)

God I am eating SO FUCKING GOOD

I’m so fucking tired of feeling so fucking nostalgic

Working in the rain today but the cafe gave me a hot chocolate so it’s cancelled out the debuffs

Matt just turned the basketball on and left the room like a parent putting cocomelom on to distract they kid

Raw dogging life today (no AirPods)

(Not really well)

Wish I could surf as good as I eat pussy

“She be looking at my meat, mouth watering” Jai talking about his vegetarian friend every-time he eats a meal

@historyinmemes How are there people defending the tourist? Don’t grab/touch random shit in the helicopter. It’s a fucking helicopter and you’re there for the view. Ya’ll win the Darwin awards

Tourist decides to grab lever during Grand Canyon helicopter flight

Waiting for her to see this n text me

The problem with letting ur girl win in video games is she genuinely thinks she’s better than you

Legitimately wish you could hear how this man talks acting like I have a goddamn clue what it’s like in his job speaking at a level that wouldn’t be audible in a library

This truck driver talks but says nothing cunt speak up bro please you are mumbling about the housing crisis right now like I’m your wife what are you doing

You’d die of happiness with friends like mine

Power move

On the train angling my phone at randoms so the sun reflects off it n blinds them but looking straightforward so they don’t think I’m doing it intentionally until they move and I keep doing it until they finally crack on and either beat my ass or decide to move seats

Just found a dead baby bird at work this shit sucks I’m sad as fuck now