Jamichael Gouble

I got a boner a JO won’t solve

VJ edgecomb might have grew up on a generator, but he’s gonna have to find a way to find some life off of Jalen Brunson’s dick

“No sorry, you actually still have to get a job, you can’t just be an ambassador for some random bullshit and post it on your story all day.”

“Second kidney, you’re up, you’re taking over for liver” Second kidney: “but I don’t know how to do the things liver did” “No one does, but you’re gonna have to find a way because beers coming” Second kidney: “dear God”

If you’re legally allowed to drive after a couple beers, why can’t you drink a beer or two while driving. You’d technically be less drunk than if you waited to drive after you had your first few drinks.

It’s weird how good soundtracks to movies are when producers let musicians do the them. Funny how that works

I want to hear an Asian guy say, “I really really love Piggly Wiggly”

You think Magic Johnson is pissed nobody calls him MJ?

Just exactly how much pleasure does taking my order give you chick fil a guy?

Happy birthday to my best friend in the entire world. Here’s a picture of my big tits

I hate passing a homeless person and having to act like I’m not having the time of my life listening to awesome music in my nice car

I would say that I’ve looked, felt, and been worse but honestly I haven’t

Imagine being the son or daughter of a mom that went on the “you are not the father show” and watching a dude celebrate not being your dad

@hottakes77 I can see it

In another life I’m singing bass in a 1950s quartet

“I really like what you’ve done with yourself. Those 16 beers really bring out the color of your eyes!”

Sharks could eat a lot more people if they just kept their fin in the water. Fucking idiots

When you click on the tagged dude in the Instagram post and he doesn’t have the same last name as her:

@yagoobian3 After all that?

Before they blow up, I’d like to say that Good Boys (John Daly Drink) is the best drink in the world

I’m gonna make Uber Starve where I just come to your house and steal all your shit.