Jennifer Simpson

⁦⁦@northumbriana⁩ well bliddy hell, were you aware of this? How amazing! bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0…

@northumbriana @Jen86_north Congratulations Dan!

“But get that ice, or else no dice”. She said yes lads 💍🥳

@northumbriana @BBCInOurTime Genuine “yasss!” ⛪️

Woah, look what’s coming up next week on @BBCInOurTime bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

@northumbriana Well there you go. Knowledge: Gathered. 👍

@JenSimpson80 I believe it’s called a hockey “cue” (I think).

Just played hockey for the first time in about 25 years lads. Very tricky game and I didn’t have a clue what was going on. Missed a sitter at the back post too 🤦🏻‍♂️

@northumbriana Oh, I’ve gone… 🥲

This is beautiful! Made me well up.

If Tory MPs are so worried about male role models, perhaps they could try being them?

@northumbriana Day. Made. 🤣

#Elite #SpecialForces

Pray for Dan as I take six teenage girls for a birthday treat to @GoApeTribe at Matfen. 🤦🏻‍♂️😬

@northumbriana The long line back to the middle @JRTully79 #lesterbangs

Wasn’t his only laundry #fail - he’d left the bibs festering in the boot of his car from last week. So we had to put them on again tonight - unwashed 🤮

Any idea what colour @JRTully79’s socks are meant to be here? 🤔

@northumbriana They are AMAZING. And completely necessary (consider price per wear to ease the pain)

Would one call these Bobby Dazzlers? Anyway I got stung for these in the DMs shop yesterday.

@northumbriana June’s incandescent too. Not since they retired the royal yacht, have I seen her so livid #Eurovision

My (usually placid and non-political) mother’s been on, absolutely furious about the Eurovision debacle. She basically wants to invade the Low Countries/besiege Toulon/singe the King of Spain’s beard etc etc

@JenSimpson80 Haha. She favours an eighteenth century script like me!

Found some Jurassic poetry on my desk this morning 🦖🤔

@northumbriana LOL 😂

“I nearly died of cringe in RE today dad?” “Oh aye, how come?” “Miss [redacted] made us all compose a rap about Jesus.”

@northumbriana Yes to the bomber and ‘tache combo (multipurpose comb in the inside pocket)

My first ever Toon game. I can still picture my dad wearing the 80s Geordie bloke’s uniform of 501s, Yosser Hughes ‘tache, and blouson leather jacket.

@northumbriana How lovely ❤️

P’s best pal dropped this off earlier. Friends are great eh? ❤️

@northumbriana @MsJacksonTweets I can’t tell you how sorry I am Dan. Thinking of you, the girls and your folks.

Very upsetting news to report I’m afraid: @MsJacksonTweets died suddenly yesterday. We’re all devastated but especially our two girls who’ve lost their wonderful mum at a tragically young age. Strength-giving prayers, secular vibes and virtual hugs all welcome.

@northumbriana Oooh good call-although the story about the lady in the box still freaks me out...or did I make that up? I should have paid more attention to you 🙃

@JenSimpson80 Aha! 🤦🏻‍♂️1743 at Delaval Hall would be quite a good laugh actually. ‘The Gay Delavals’ and all that.

It’s a bit Braveheart-in-powdered-wigs (and I’m late to it obvs) but I’ve just started getting into Outlander. And they smuggled in a joke at Tyneside’s expense!

@northumbriana That’s how she disappears into the past-faffing about with the ancient stones. I can’t pass a obelisk without giving it a pat now.

@JenSimpson80 Rubbing stones?