Darth Brooks

Sent that shit back to Mossad HQ in Tel Aviv

if u know like 4 keyboard shortcuts u are basically alan turing compared to the average person

Car payments in this current economy is OUT. I’ll be fixing up my car until it has 500k miles, idc lol.

You can choose only one M3 👀

PENTA AS SHAO KAHN IN MORTAL KOMBAT OH MY GOODNESS

GUYS! I FUCKIN DID IT! AFTER 3 YEARS OF SCHOOL I PASSED ALL MY TESTS YA BOY IS OFFICIALLY A JOURNEYMAN IRON WORKER! LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!

texas toast & a salad wit wish bone italian dressing lmfaooooooo

Yup. We do this to reduce our taxable income: 401k contributions are deducted PRE-TAX = lowers your gross pay = lowers your taxable income (less taxes are deducted). You either give it to the retirement acct or give it to the government.

one of the dumbest things they ever added to computers

I had a massive reality check last night about how Instagram is actively destroying long-term relationships by convincing us that love is supposed to be a 24/7 "soft life" aesthetic. It was late, the apartment was stifling, and the power had randomly tripped. I was lying in the dark, scrolling through IG, watching a reel of some influencer getting surprised with a Cartier bracelet and a baecation. The caption was: “Never settle for less.” Honestly, I let the internet poison my mind for a second. That familiar, creeping panic started settling in. I started wondering if my own relationship had lost the "spark" because we hadn’t done any grand romantic gestures lately. We were basically just splitting the crushing weight of adulthood. Then I looked over at my man. There was no curated aesthetic. No cinematic background music. He was completely exhausted from his own day, but there he was, sitting on the bare floor in the dark, using his phone flashlight to help me count and sort out my ID Vogue orders so my morning deliveries wouldn't be delayed. The entire Instagram illusion just shattered for me. Social media has gaslit us into believing that if a relationship isn’t actively triggering your anxiety with constant highs and butterflies, it’s "dead." We mistake peace for boredom. We want a burning fire, completely forgetting that fires eventually burn the house down. The harsh truth? Most long-term relationships aren't held together by overwhelming passion. They are held together by a VOW to look at each other in the middle of a brutal economy and say, "I am not going to let you drown today." The internet will call that "settling." But the internet doesn't know a damn thing about what it actually takes to keep the water out and the house warm when things get dark. Stop letting a 60-second PR campaign ruin your real life.

As an employee it is your job to stay on top of how good your company is doing and how good your business unit is doing. If you aren’t doing this you are blindly working in a false sense of job security.

One of my favorite graphics in this new collection. For graphics this time around I really wanted to bring back my skate & streetwear roots. New collection Fridayyyyy.

MIKE and Earl Sweatshirt just dropped a freestyle during their Hot 97 interview 🔥

*sigh*