Jockularity Show

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It’s not a hangover. Just a case of post partyin’ depression.

How many Tide Pods should I use to stuff a 14 lb. turkey? Serious answers only.

I attribute my average intelligence to a balanced childhood diet of Smarties & Dum Dums.

Dearest mother — The quill has never felt more heavy. I have made the decision to holster my sidearm permanently. I shall battle no more. The decision is difficult, but, as the hogs taught me, I must be true to myself. I am coming home to care for you and the farm. — Andrew

Disney will no longer go to Georgia to film movies and the Devil is seeking alternate locations to steal souls.

The lines are so long on Mt. Everest that there’s now a two selfie limit at the summit.

The Yankee Candle at my local mall burned down. Three employees were treated for Boysenberry inhalation.

Somebody once told me/The world is gonna roll me/I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed -Wheelbarrows

The new #GodzillaMovie is in theaters today if you want to see the 2nd most disastrous visit to Tokyo of the week.

Eight winners in the National Spelling Bee?? At least it’s nice to see that Octomom’s kids are excelling academically.

Shouldn't it be spelled "Ciclops" with one i?

Close call during my childhood. My family and I escaped the Greasies with Agree.

#1 Putting on shoes

I liked Annoying Orange back when he was on The Cartoon Network before they started putting him on Fox News, CNN and MSNBC all the time.

Twitter: 320 Million Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

I’ve never seen a photo of Iggy Azalea when she was topless or a photo of Iggy Pop when he wasn’t.

I once drank a 5 Hour Energy on a flight from LA to NY and it became an 8 Hour Energy.

I’ll never be a member of the 1% but I’m frequently a member of the .08%

Worst pitcher...or most accurate photographer hater?

I still have like 6 months to get the Ratburns a wedding gift right?