Jory 🍎

@UrNewTattoo I've been making fun of swifties for this since like 2022, and the way I would be part of the problem if Kim did this 😭

More detour mockups!! -Detour (bozo blue splatter with bonus track "Bozo") -Detour (Cherry red marble with bonus track "Cherry") -Detour (Traffic sign orange marble with bonus track "Rare N Deluxe") -Detour (Late Sunset marble with bonus track "Line After Line") NONE OF THESE ARE REAL OR FOR SALE!!!!!!!

Spotted @kimpetras promo irl

@rassicas Iirc think you were one of the first creators to look at the Splatoon lore beyond just the fish & alien puns. You lowkey gave the fandom *permission* to read further the devs and designers' intentions behind their choices & made the splatoon world way bigger than the gigabytes 🙏

it's kind of scary thinking back to what it was like being obsessed with splatoon lore in splat 2 era because the influence of my first lore iceberg video on the community is. palpable. the fandom before then was, in some ways, so very different. it was crazy

@kimpetras @BunheadHQ Grateful for the YouTube Music button <3

checking who pre saved detour today and yall are gna be in big trouble if i don’t see ur name ffm.to/detourkp2026de…

@addictionrae_ Let me preorder it and get it delivered in December idgaf merry christmas to me

my girl just went independent and you want VINLY? greeeedy

@kimpetraschartz 🫡

Me following everyone with detour sign on pfp

no seriously this happens to me all the timeeee

@charli_xcx Play her at Outsidelands for me <3

wait…. i miss pink diamond…. maybe i need to start playing her again…

Kim Petras for Detour (2025)

kim just announced detour, charli just released ss26, and slayyyter is blowing up. life is good. time to listen to click

@WONDEROUSW0MAN RIP to media literacy if you think Joo Dee referencing the meme is out of character 🪦🥀 it's very in her character, just modern. She was a brainwashed propaganda bot & memes have been literal propaganda since like 2016. Her name is a fkn pun on Judy she's a meme

making her actually say “there is no war in ba sing se” completely goes against her character. these writers are actually fucking stupid.

Charli losing fake fans and becoming niche again >>>>>

@kimpetras 🫡

obsessed . yall get these on ur avis by end of day

@yumeparadox @SmolAltNoko We're gonna find out they're Callie & Marie's moms or sm

If Team Past winning means we get to unearth some new art of these girls (or dare I say hear their songs) it'll be one of the greatest callbacks in Splatoon history omg

Detour - Kim Petras #NewAlbum #May29 #NextWeek ffm.to/detourkp2026de…

when the neighbors argument sound good asf

@BLAMElTONYOU i still use my Galaxy Buds2 Pro 🤷‍♂️

we've come so full circle with charli being chained to another pair of headphones to promote IJBOL

@kimpetrasupdate 🥴 I couldn't tell ya YouTube Music just gives us these silly badges

is kim petras your most streamed artist of all-time? 💗 spotify.com/20

@FlopsieGaming @lanimwar You're not wrong at all, but those boat people are selfish assholes

@JoryGoof @lanimwar So what? Why are we acting like thats a big deal? Theres 10k to 100k people walking around with that virus per year. We'll be fine, this isn't gonna end up like covid.

theres no way there's another lock down right

@lanimwar Nah, we should be okay. COVID was a problem because it had a long incubation/transmittable period without symptoms. Hanta virus is too good at killing to be widespread. its more dense aka less good at airborne spreading. You'd have to share a bed (or cruise ship cabin)