@JoJoFromJerz @nbcsnl If they weren't off-air the next two weeks, I would've bet money on the cold open having Colin Jost reciting the Independence Day speech.
By the time they're back, something infinitely more stupid will have happened.
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How does @nbcsnl top this shit?
Variety@Variety
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth tried to evoke Holy Scripture but instead quoted Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction" during a Pentagon worship service. Hagseth read the altered version of Ezekiel 25:17 quoted by Samuel L. Jackson’s character in the movie just before he shoots a man to death. variety.com/2026/film/news…
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Same thing she said during Beetlejuice.
Jon Michael Raasch@JMRaasch
Boebert: “Why is everybody so horny here”
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WB just showed the new #Digger trailer and you are not READY for this one!! Holy fuck.
This is a #TomCruise performance like no other. Singular!
Y'all can start penciling this one in for a Best Picture nom, Cruise for a Best Actor and Iñarritu for a Best Director nom. Amazing!
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Okay, if they Escape From New York *with* Paddington, I’m 100% seeing my first Paddington movie.
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Haven’t we said all there is to say about this fucking bear?
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
‘PADDINGTON 4’ is officially in the works. An animated film is also in the works.
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Odd to specifically refer to this as a sequel but then have no mention on how it would be a sequel as far as characters or actors from the original that would be involved. Anyway, Troop Beverly Hills is seriously one of Trish’s all-time favorite movies and she will have thoughts!
Deadline@DEADLINE
EXCLUSIVE: Cameron Diaz has found a new starring vehicle in a sequel to the ’80s cult comedy ‘Troop Beverly Hills’ in development at TriStar Pictures, Deadline has learned. Clea DuVall is set to direct from her own script. More details here: deadline.com/2026/04/camero…
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You can’t Barbenheimer with the same word idiots.
Film Updates@FilmUpdates
‘THE HOUSEMAID’S SECRET’ and ‘AVENGERS: SECRET WARS’ are now slated to release in theaters on December 17, 2027.
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Every couple of months I think about the guy I saw eating a rotisserie chicken with a plastic fork during a weekday matinee of 22 Jump Street. I hope he's doing well.
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This is legit a line that Colin Jost as Hegseth would say.
It might’ve been cut for being too on-the-nose.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Hegseth: "Another example of a fake headline that I saw yesterday -- 'War widening.' Here's a real headline for you for an actual patriotic press. How about, 'Iran shrinking.'"
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You know, if Chalamet had said nobody cares about Improv, we’d be throwing him a special parade and giving him three Oscars.
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745 days until Fast Forever! Fingers crossed that society and the world as we know it hasn't completely crumbled by then!
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