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Founders: We're going to write the Bill of Rights so that no one will ever be dumb enough to misunderstand it.
Left: Challenge accepted.
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Eric Spencer
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Eric Spencer
@JustEric
Misanthrope. Marshmallow minion. Hooked on cheese. Bringer of receipts. You say tomater, I zader matermorts.
United States Kemarfergodssake Sumali Ağustos 2009
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@kimmie_c_ @ingelramdecoucy Yep.
The hilarious part is that it's all based on people who resemble the astronauts. For one of the astronauts, his "doppelganger" is his twin brother. And for another, it's his older brother who looks a lot like him.
These people's brains are cooked.
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@ingelramdecoucy Yeah those are old schitzos. I've that shit floating around for years 😂
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Did...did you think I meant the teachers wheeled the TV cart to our houses to show us the disaster?
Yes, we were in school. We were in school watching the launch...in school. Because there was a teacher on board. Teachers thought we would have more of a connection to the event knowing that a normal person, just like other normal people we knew, was going to space.
The Lights Have Taken Full Effect@exile72
@JustEric The OP is 100% correct. Kids were in school and were not watching the takeoff of the Challenger. Word spread as the news got out and the national nightly news was the first time most people saw the video.
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Y'all make fun of Florida, but it's the only place with direct flights to the Moon.
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@JustEric Crossover from his 1.1M subscribers on YouTube
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Let me get this straight. You think a space shuttle with a civilian teacher on board exploded during launch, killing all on board, and teachers all across the country decided to show the *replay* to millions of students?
Dave W Plummer@davepl1968
99.9% of people who "experienced" the Challenger disaster saw it on replay and now remember it as live. Almost NO ONE was watching. Everyone thinks they were. It's a fascinating collective false memory.
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My dash cam has been randomly protecting videos from deletion for no apparent reason since I got it a few months ago.
I finally figured out why.
It has voice commands, and apparently, "fucking idiot!" sounds close enough to, "lock the video." 😬
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I'm just going off the words you, yourself, are posting. If you're not communicating your thoughts effectively, that's a you problem.
Anyway, the birds are reflecting light exactly the way any reasonable person would expect them to. You either understand that or you don't, but I don't think there's anything further I can do to help you.
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@JustEric @ETN2DKAOS @DramaAlert Actually preschool. But you’re pretty dense yourself if you’re speaking on a light spectrum level. I clearly wasn’t speaking about the level of light in which we use to see everyday. Reaching so hard to try to be right. 💀
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Insane UFO spotted world wide.
What do you think it is?
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@bloo1042 @ETN2DKAOS @DramaAlert No. No one said they did. But they do reflect light. That's how we see things.
Crazy how much learning you missed out on by dropping out of school in kindergarten.
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@ETN2DKAOS @DramaAlert You just saying dumb shit for engagement? Or does your dumbass really think birds are reflective?
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Marco Rubio finding out he has to be Kristi Noem’s husband
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@RantyAmyCurtis I mean, it's probably not terrible. I'd eat it if it were served at a party or something. But I wouldn't ever order it.
Who the hell asked for this?
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I’m not sure how I feel about this.
Pizza Hut Canada@PizzaHutCanada
introducing our hot dog stuffed crust, available now for a limited time only! 🫶🌭⚾
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How is Kristi Noem the *normal* one in her relationship
Josh Boswell@JoshTBoswell
Kristi Noem’s husband is a secret crossdresser who dons gigantic fake bre*sts and pink hotpants to chat with online f*tish models. Yes you read that right. 1/x 🧵
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This means six more weeks of Candace Owens.
Remarks@remarks
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 ATF unable to match bullet in Charlie Kirk case to rifle linked to suspect Tyler Robinson, court filing reveals.
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Wow. I just saw a video of the ayatollah emerge from the sea like Godzilla, and he destroyed the entire U.S. Navy with his nuclear scream.
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@JamieBonkiewicz I don't have any trouble understanding him. Maybe you're just retarded?
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Why does Karoline Leavitt start every answer with “the president has been quite clear”? No, he has not. He’s fucking insane.
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There's an entire subset of Conservatives and "Conservatives" alike who thrive on being victims of the Left. Or they need the safety of being victims to hide their own failures in life.
They don't want leaders who will actually deal with problems. That's why we have Trump. He's just handing out executive orders like he's Oprah, and everyone knows they'll all be deleted the next time a Democrat is in office. And that's exactly what they want.
BKactual@BravoKiloActual
I don’t get the DeSantis hate. A current Republican governor in a huge state with tons of executive experience and actually ACCOMPLISHING things republicans say they want… and he barely gets a blip compared to three other guys with a combined executive experience of zero.
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