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Condoms will not protect you from spiritually transmitted demons...😉

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

I'm such a gifter,I'm so grateful that I'm broke because I'ld be buying men tyres😔😭😭

I'm gonna to try this relationship one more time. If I cheat again, I'm done 😂

What's the best drink to have after smoking some weed ?

If I offered you $5k every week and all you had to do was stream for a minimum of 5 hours per day would you take it ??

Every dick has a pussy it fits in perfectly. Don’t overstretch it if it doesn’t fit in.

Bro got pulled down like a cartoon character holding an anvil lmao

Boss: Do you wanna do overtime? Me:

fvck your validation if e no go bring me money

~ Mike Malott defeated Gilbert Burns via KO/TKO in Round 3 Big statement win for Malott — huge boost in the welterweight division. #UFC #MMA

Find a source that you can drink from, not just pour into.

What’s a 10/10 fruit every single time?

After much research, experimentation and consideration, I have come to the conclusion that adulthood is not for me. Thank you for the opportunity.. Stay safe y'all 🤣

He stood up for his friend who was getting picked on

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink!

Everybody is at war with different things , I am at war with my own heart sometimes.

This is literally Donald Trump.

to know me is to love me, truly

i made chocolate ice cream for the first time. How does it look?

Bring Back WOMEN Who Rub Backs & Pack Lunches For HARD WORKING MEN😩