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Kevin Sebastian

@KevSebastian

A witty fool with a foolish wit. Catching the world as it falls apart. Geoffrey on @MurphyBrownCBS. Spiderboy on @BlueBloods_CBS. Writer on @RedheadsAnon.

New York, NY Sumali Mayıs 2011
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Kevin Sebastian@KevSebastian·
If you had your eyes peeled this weekend: YES, that IS your friendly-neighborhood Kevin as the diligent army photographer in the first episode of the brand-new Season 3 of THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL!
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@KevSebastian Hi, Kevin. I'd be happy to help with this! Please provide the full name of the primary renter, your relation to the primary renter, and your reservation/rental record number, in DM, for further assistance. Thank you! -Tiana
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Kevin Sebastian@KevSebastian·
Hey @Hertz, why do you keep charging me for gas refueling every time I bring it back full? Are your employees not bothering to look at the gas gauge and just slapping on the charge? This is not the first time this has happened. Shameful.
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Kevin Sebastian@KevSebastian·
Today, I’m a working actor. Unlike all the other days When I’m just a working character.
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It's not about an earthquake. It's about the friends we make along the way.
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Kevin Sebastian@KevSebastian·
The @Yankees return to The Bronx for their Home Opener after a killer season-starting road trip. An earthquake heralds their arrival. This is going to be one hell of a season. LET'S GO YANKEES!! 😆 🎉
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Kevin Sebastian@KevSebastian·
A lone scream from an apartment across the street. A bang. Of fists on a desk. The clouds open, crying. Adding to a social media manager's tears. As they run their hands on lush grass. Sirens cry in the distance. Who are we now. #facebookdown #instagramdown #meta
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Kevin Sebastian@KevSebastian·
SAG-AFTRA says “You need a new offer title, wanna hire some writers?” 😆
SAG-AFTRA@sagaftra

Dear #SagAftraMembers: This morning our negotiators formally responded to the AMPTP’s “Last, Best & Final” offer. Please know every member of our TV/Theatrical Negotiating Committee is determined to secure the right deal and thereby bring this strike to an end responsibly. 1/2

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Kevin Sebastian@KevSebastian·
Hey @MTA, when it’s before 10pm, and I’m waiting 18 minutes for an uptown A train with no alerts or delays, and then your arrival board eventually looks like this . . . then you’re doing something wrong. This happens far too frequently. What’s your plan to fix it?
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Nathan W Pyle@nathanwpyle·
when someone is about to drive away, instead of “drive safe!” try saying “dont forget the Prince of Egypt soundtrack” because a lot of people forget to listen to it
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Happy Corporations-Thankful-They-Can-Spam-Your-Inbox Day!! 🦃
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My “park” just got autocorrected to “parm”. It’s so wonderful to have a phone that really knows you.
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