Urban _Interlude☆

No joke, leaving your house in the Morning and returning home safely everyday day is something to give God thanks for.

@Gesonso1 Even amatabekania

What I know kama your Kisii mum is smart umekula rirongo , A smart move to guard the family akiona bwana na watoto wake ni sharp in terms of sex education .😂

Siku hizi mtu anaenda hosi, after visits kiasi kiasi, anaDeady hivo tu.. People been saying kuna kitu inaitwa “amasangio..” You eat the same woman with prolly a friend, he comes to visit you when you're sick, you die.. Sijai believe hiyo kitu but i don't wanna find out😂

Ukiona dem amekuja sleepover kwako na ameamka healthy the following day shukuru Mungu sana

Manager wa Harmonize kwa live stream ya Vindee amepeana chance for 4 upcoming Kenyan artists wakuwe signed na konde gang ..gaidi ikasema Virusi mbaya .

If Sifuna and Babu form a party watafagia viti kadhaa Nairobi, Governor, Senator, over 8mps and several MCAs, but nikama their sponsors don't want them to do so coz wataharibu hesabu.

You can easily tell when a person is dating or stealing at work.

Usiwahi tamani dem akumark. Kuna caicedo ashaikuwa obsessed na Mimi , ilibidi nihame hio area.

Kuna watu anytime they are looking for a house huwa wanaendea the highest floor available ata kama kuna vacancies chini

My boomer grandfather sold land and left Embu for a remote Kirinyaga town called Wang’uru. There, he blew two million with two old concubines he’d met back in the 70s. Turns out he’d been fantasizing about them for 30 years after a Muthunguci party hosted by Kamaru at a River Road bar. The man never owned a cellphone in his life. To this day, nobody knows how he tracked them down.

Almost everyone around the petroleum and energy scandal is resigning, yet CS Opiyo Wandayi is still in office. That is what makes this so shocking and unimaginable. As of April 4, 2026, the resignations publicly reported include Petroleum PS Mohamed Liban, Kenya Pipeline Company MD Joe Sang, EPRA Director-General Daniel Kiptoo Bargoria, Deputy Director of Petroleum Joseph Wafula, and KPC supply and logistics manager Joel Mburu. These resignations came after arrests and a probe into an irregular emergency fuel cargo said to have breached the G-to-G framework and involved substandard fuel. So the question Kenyans should be asking is very simple....why is Wandayi still in office? If nearly everyone under and around this mess is falling on their sword, how does the Cabinet Secretary remain untouched? How does he expect the public to believe he knew nothing, saw nothing, approved nothing, and bears no political responsibility? That is where he has a very hard time convincing us. In any serious government, once a scandal reaches the level where PSs, regulators, and state corporation bosses are resigning, the minister in charge does not sit pretty and speak in press statements. He steps aside, or he is stepped aside. Anything less looks like selective accountability. Wandayi cannot keep talking as if he is a commentator watching events from outside. He is the Cabinet Secretary for Energy. The buck cannot stop at everyone else and magically skip his desk.

Hizo ni makofi naskia kwa jirani kumamaye navile huwa namchekesha😐💔

shaving your dick feels like performing surgery

This is the origin of 'sharp' if you are wondering where that popular word came from.

Shida ya Leeds ni kudhani watatupiga kwa hiyo FA semis, round hii watatii, wametuzoea sana.

"mum huyo rafiki yako Mama Tracy ameolewa kweli??"

@Ongesa128188 Ni Kerubo wa 5k?

Married men huwa tunago through alot. Jana before tulale niliambia wife yangu about a certain investment. After kutaja tu nataka 50k from her aligeuka akalala akiangalia side ya ukuta. Sahii asubuhi amefura hata hataki kuniongelesha. Nikieza cheat huyu nitakua nimekose?

I'm in love with this sentence: “Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach.”

Deep down hatutaki kutoka Kenya.Uku ukiwa na pesa unaishi better kuliko ukiwa first world

i think Arsenal would drop points vs Bournemouth on Saturday.