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@KittyPatitty

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Sumali Mayıs 2015
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Authentic Cait
Authentic Cait@KittyPatitty·
Forever mood...me to a T. Gotta love those BOW BOW BOWs
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6ɪx✦
6ɪx✦@ok6ixx·
My sister told me what happened in her biology class yesterday and it's genuinely heartwarming. Her teacher is this super tall, awkward guy who's probably in his late 40s. During a random conversation about relationships, he casually mentioned he's never been married and never really felt attracted to anyone, like ever. A girl in the class raised her hand and asked if he'd ever heard of asexuality. He looked completely confused. So three students in the class all queer started explaining what asexuality was, how it's a real orientation, and how there's a whole community of people who experience little to no sexual attraction. My sister said his face lit up. Like, this grown man looked like he was about to cry. He got genuinely excited and kept asking questions. It Turns out he'd spent his entire life thinking something was wrong with him for not feeling attraction the way everyone else seemed to. A classroom full of chaotic teenagers just gave their middle-aged teacher the most validating moment of his life. He thanked them like five times before continuing the lesson.
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Nostalgia
Nostalgia@nostalgiaa·
The cartoon that respects our taste and has new clothes everyday
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Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈
Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈@brookstweetz·
After Sandy Hook it was all anyone talked about for weeks because it was so horrific and unspeakable. Eight children were murdered today and I’ve barely seen anything about it.
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hotdog enjoyer
hotdog enjoyer@littlehater420·
me trynna find a film exactly like the film i just watched but not the film i just watched
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HP_ClipStorm
HP_ClipStorm@HINDUSTAN_PLUSE·
@Acyn Look at these two absolute nerds … and I’ve heard that Joe Biden is sitting on the floor off-camera, singing along with the childrens. Is this true?
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Acyn
Acyn@Acyn·
Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.
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Zack James
Zack James@Zack_James94·
You may say I’m a cynical prick, but I feel like even if Dems had the Presidency, majority in the House, and super majority in Senate, they’d still fall 1 vote short of anything that would bring real progress.
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marqix ☆
marqix ☆@fwmarqix·
Hey guys I just found out today that I’m famous. Not internet famous. Not locally famous. Diner famous. And as far as I’m concerned, that’s the only kind that matters. I stopped by my usual spot this afternoon. Before I could even sit down, the waitress pointed at the chalkboard by the door. I looked up. There it was. My name. On a breakfast plate. Apparently, I’ve been ordering the same combination for so long that other regulars started asking for it by saying, “Whatever that guy always gets.” So the owner decided to just put my name on it and add it to the menu. Scrambled eggs. Crispy bacon. Home fries. Sourdough toast. Named after me. Permanently. I’ve achieved nothing in this life that will truly outlast me. No trophies. No plaques. Nothing hanging on any wall anywhere, but at a little diner two blocks from my house, there’s a breakfast plate with my name on it. And every morning, people are ordering me with their coffee. I tipped extra today. I’m so happy.
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🤍@dearfranchaelas·
This reminds me of those tiktoks that go “when you’re watching a movie w a man and try not to turn bc u know he’ll kiss you” and i haven’t stopped laughing since
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Spade
Spade@DetectiveSpade_·
Every time I see these videos of late 90s/early 2000s high schoolers it just proves all the people that said Raimi’s Spider-Man cast looked too old is nonsense
Marlin, Esq@nostalgiafkninc

high school in 2004

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Sunny
Sunny@sunflavaa·
The problem is summertime feels so unserious like wow it’s nice af outside let’s not go to work lol
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Rushi
Rushi@rushicrypto·
What’s messing with me isn’t just inflation… it’s the quality. Like how is everything expensive and still trash? Cheap stuff is bad. Mid-tier is bad. Even “premium” feels fake half the time. You can’t downgrade to save money. You can’t upgrade for peace of mind. It’s just this constant feeling of paying more and getting less.
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Chris Alvino
Chris Alvino@ChrisAlvino·
And most Americans use their 2-3 weeks of vacation for doctors visits, appointments, and sick days. Most Americans go YEARS without a proper vacation that's more than 5 days long
𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN

It’s annoying that we realize children need a summer break and several vacations a year because they attend school, but we think it makes sense for adults to work 40 hours a week all year and probably get 2–3 weeks off in a whole year if you’re lucky.

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Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy
I have said for years and will keep saying it. If we meet everyone’s basic material needs, sooooooo many of society’s issues will be reduced significantly. Drug abuse, alcoholism, domestic violence, child abuse, depression, anxiety, crime, etc. It’s really not rocket science. It’s common sense.
blue@bluewmist

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

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Authentic Cait
Authentic Cait@KittyPatitty·
@TheDemocrats Bro.... this is why nobody likes yall or the other side... internet explorer-like understanding and competency
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Democrats@TheDemocrats·
TAX THE RICH
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