Röger Jönes

@m_priceo do we need to book a space for this boss?

What a morning. Jamie was like a guard in a prison visit. "Hands on the table, no touching." 😍 zpr.io/PNesv

2011: 🏆 2012: 🏆 2013: 🏆 2015: 🏆 2016: 🏆 Congrats on winning #DieMannschaft's Player of the Year award again, @MesutOzil1088!

Albufeira for May bank holiday 🙌🏼🌞🍾

WHAT. A. GOAL

@joehamer2 what rest?

BREAKING: Tottenham are out of the Champions League after 2-1 defeat by Monaco: skysports.tv/qYmgRP

PEEP PEEEP! Full time in Monaco and Spurs are out of the #UCL after a 2-1 defeat bit.ly/2fCkpI0

Thank God Les Dennis is leaving Coronation St .. his character, Michael portrayed people with my name as whimpering pasty-faced half-bakes

Ozil sent the Ludogorets defenders back to the Europa League last 32 to wait for Manchester United and Paul Pogba!

Mesut😱 I mean, we know you are good bro, but WOW!! @MesutOzil1088

Iwobi sending 5 Swansea players back to Wales to buy milk.

Coleen Rooney worried about her kids listening to fans booing their dad.. Wait until they hear he shagged two whores when you were pregnant.

@imLucyWatson bore off about being a vegan

We've got Ozil

.@BBCSport having a dig at me here "No one providing Dapper happily" What's the BBC providing? The peado's? Twats.

Spurs 😂❤️