Lancer (One of the Buildmasters)

“This doesn’t look like Castle Town..” [Lancer joins Frickbears Parody Twitter!]

You know what, people aren't being creative enough. Fight me.

@TheOldPolicy Hoho! So be it! Just don’t go complaining to my dad when I win! (That’s because he’s been imprisoned!)

If someone started doing monthly boss raids. who is a character you would want to go against.

@TheOldPolicy Hoho! We should fight me!

DON'T EAT THE CREEPY PASTA.

@th3rudestbuster Hoho! I agree with what Ralsei said!

(TW: In character vent) - - - - - - - What if everyone around me is just pretending to like me because they're scared of me. I mean why would anyone like a screw up like me.

@th3rudestbuster @RoaringKnight08 Hoho! Lancer is awesome and everyone should join the Lancer Fan Club!

//guys you guys should give me stuff to say as Susie like one of those "saying lots of things as:" videos even though i'll probably never do one. its still funny to read ur comments. they make me giggle

@th3rudestbuster @DukeOfMyPuzzles Hoho! Thank you Susie! I feel much better!

@DukeOfMyPuzzles @LancerFrickbear Lancer, catch!

Thou stupid

@th3rudestbuster @DukeOfMyPuzzles Hey Susie, what’s a flash bang-

@DukeOfMyPuzzles @LancerFrickbear Anyway FLASH BANG

Hoho! Guys! I found these cool glasses! Don’t I look amazing?

@Villager__News //with the power of lancer, your account will be brought back to parody twitter!

//ok my timeline is full of non parody accounts help me 😭

I lost sleep for this.

“Nothin?”

“Hey Legit Deltarune Leaks, make me a knight theory with NOTHIN”

“Hey Toby, get me a knight theory with extra Dess evidence”