Larkin Love

The Infamous Amateur Audition is back, and I'm doing an AMA about it! The link is on my profile, also below!

@BadboyMystery I don't think blue collar dads are a "fad." Lol. They're literally the backbone of America.

@LarkinLoveRules You like them because they’re a new fad & you’ve had so many chiseled gym bods first. I’m not at all like Arnold in his prime, I have more of a bruiser body, but I’m not going to lessen it to a mess because it’s a new fad. Besides,can’t eat pizza all the time. Try Rollati with me

I love dad bods. I'm a sucker for real guys who aren't too obsessed with their appearance. I'm like, please eat pizza with me. A carb will not kill you. 🍕

@M0896701923811 I literally just said I was doing an Ask Me Anything session on Reddit. Go here: AuditionFAQ.com

@LarkinLoveRules What’s the audition for?

The Infamous Amateur Audition is back, and I'm doing an AMA about it! The link is on my profile, also below!

Check out the AMA on Reddit: auditionfaq.com auditionfaq.com auditionfaq.com

You really think mommy wouldn’t eat as Jessie? Convince me who else deserves my attention.

Mommy’s warm embrace isn’t for everyone. Who thinks they can handle it? Volunteers are welcome, if you dare. 😏

@MaPaleteiro whoa really? Better watch out, babe.

@LarkinLoveRules That's the sexiest tongue I've ever seen.

All natural... with a little extra. If you want proof, you know where to look. 👅

@sinister68779 i know babe

@LarkinLoveRules The most fantastic thing ever.

@Leonoved hmm what do you want babe?

@LarkinLoveRules A little extra?! uh huh sure. That is a long tongue.

@CaptainDustyDik @sweetanita That's because she's my sister, obviously.

@LarkinLoveRules Doesn't she look like you?? @sweetanita copied your look queen!

If you’re asking for a trad partner, be ready to deliver your side of it. 🤷

@UnicornZombie27 Remember to clean out your copium pipe once in a while. I think you're hitting pure resin at this point.

@LarkinLoveRules A 4 saying she’s hot af is crazy.

Like I said, in this space, YOUR AUDIENCE. IS NOT GOING TO BE. WOMEN. That's just the truth.

@cook_captin32 They won't. They already rejected my appeal. Follow instagram.com/goth.mom.egirl

@LarkinLoveRules I’m sorry that you lost your Instagram, I hope they could give it back to you sooner rather than later. If it’s possible.

Guys, my main instagram got shut down! Please follow my backup (now my main 🥲) at the link below!

@StarMan9075 Because instagram hates porn stars. It's a documented fact.

@LarkinLoveRules Why was your main shut down??

You really need to see this brand new content. 😏

New instagram: instagram.com/goth.mom.egirl

If you’re looking to raise a grown child, go for it… but I’m not here to mold a person into one and call it a relationship.