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@Lazor2828

Boil-the-Rabbit kind of crazy- South Florida/ pro-shopper. Trying to survive a body that wants me dead.

Sumali Aralık 2012
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Lazor
Lazor@Lazor2828·
I wasn't built to be the big spoon, I look like a backpack.
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Joshwelt
Joshwelt@weltszzn·
Next time gas go under $3 imma put some in the freezer
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Nyeleti✨
Nyeleti✨@Nyeleti0606·
You can always count on me to never talk to you ever again. That’s my area of expertise.
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preye🤎
preye🤎@tessysmitha·
men will fuck you raw, kiss your forehead, lick your entire body and still get back with their ex
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poppa
poppa@popitforpoppa·
this human shit difficult i shoulda been a honeybun
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Lisa
Lisa@lisathebeauty1·
People who take solo trips are brave as hell.
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eliz@eliza___v·
Who fucking closed last night?
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˘͈ᵕ˘͈@0SAKA_04·
White people be like my dog is on Prozac
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meghan
meghan@deloisivete·
Well, it finally happened. I tried to say "all good" and "no problem" on a work call and it came out "all problem"
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ً@ImAVeteran_·
I’m like a retarded philosopher
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miia
miia@miiagarro·
a man just called me evil, i needed that. thought i was losing my spark for a minute
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໊@cdoll·
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:@_dxllz7·
when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again
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miu
miu@yours__xo·
it was a pleasure miscommunicating with you
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miia
miia@miiagarro·
i'm such a waste of a baddie bc i don't go anywhere
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Mike 📺
Mike 📺@michaelcollado·
Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette
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Rob.
Rob.@Robfrfr·
They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now
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Softboy
Softboy@softboywin·
Date someone who understands that you're just kidding on Twitter.
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Papii🥤
Papii🥤@ammalusty·
why do baby clothes have pockets when they have no money or goals
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poppa
poppa@popitforpoppa·
gas is $5.00 ain’t no pulling up to chill i’m spending the night
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A. Mando
A. Mando@AMandoSch·
Communicating with people on Twitter at times is kind of like trying to make contact with extraterrestrials.
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