A Lazy Bouj

@WesternVanguar @Faksback666 Wet dog smelling, sun hiding, tiny penis wielding, ingrate.

@Faksback666 Too bad being black just means you have the brain of an incapable chimp and the inability to absorb Vitamin D 🤷‍♂️🤣 Enjoy your sickle cell and diabetes while you cry about your ancestors

Being black is underrated, the most I’ll get from being under the sun is sweat 😂😂

@joer0952 @Faksback666 Don’t forget to take the tiny penises, affinity to have sex with animals, eating people, deviancy, etc etc for the win!

@Faksback666 I'll take the sun tan lotion and the higher IQ for the win

let a man write your memoir or be spanish deborah:

#ThePitt is good don’t get me wrong but the way y’all gas it, is crazy. It’s not the groundbreaking medical drama it’s touted as to me. 🤷🏾‍♀️

So happy #Hacks is back! Sad that it’s the final season. Episode 1 was everything I expected. #HBOMax Let’s go Debra Vance!

Ok, #ImperfectWomen you’ve grown on me. I see what you did there. I’m not as disappointed in you as I once was. #AppleTV

I just fast forwarded what I knew was inevitable. #TheBoys Season 5, episode 1. #RIP

Currently baking chocolate chip cookies 🍪 via my daughter 🥰 paired with a cold 🥛. Can’t wait!

I’m too scared to finish episode 1 of #TheBoys

My curiosity is piqued with regard to this upcoming season of #Shrinking That season finale felt so final. I’m aware that it was originally set to be a 3 season series. I look forward to seeing where this goes. Beautiful show. So funny. #My2Cent #AppleTV

I’m ready for acres of land.

My favorite part of the loc process thus far has been feeling my new growth. I’ve been natural well over a decade but my hair was trained pretty early on. It remained straight all the time. Now I get to enjoy my natural hair in a much different way. 🥰

@MR_WHODAT_225 @olesoul57_2 True. There is a 5 banking day window to process a reversal. If it took them that long to discover the error the whole accounting staff should’ve been fired. They were carrying a shortage. Either way, I’d keep it too if I were her.

@LikeSo_LikeDat @olesoul57_2 Depends when the error was discovered. Plus, it says she flat out refused to pay it back 😂. If this story is true, I'm sure there's a lot more to it that isn't mentioned. Sis probably had a field weekend with that. Bought all her grandbabies gifts and sh*t 🤣

A payroll error led to a Jonesboro woman who normally earned $16.50 per hour getting paid $1,650 an hour. She was paid nearly $19,400 for a single 12-hour shift. Then, the company found out. When they asked for the money back, police say she refused, and now she’s facing a felony charge. Rene Nichole Coleman, 50, was arrested on a Class C felony theft allegation. Court records show Judge David Boling set bail at $15,000 cash or surety, with a next court date of May 18.

People who are really into WEED will hand me some WEED and be like "doesn't this smell exactly like caramelized strawberry cheesecake" like no mf that smells like WEED but appreciate your enthusiasm.

How it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

Damn, #DTFStLouis Floyd just can’t seem to catch a break. 😔

Finally got my hands on some of that No Bake Cheesecake filling! New late night snack for the week and yes I’m pairing it with Biscoff cookies. 🥰

Whyyy are all of these dating sites so stinking cute?! 🥰 #LoveOnTheSpectrum #Netflix I wish #Utah wasn’t #Utah it’s such a beautiful state I’ll never get to see.