Yung Dick

When she says "I think I love you" after sex.

RIP MGK. Yikes. #KILLSHOT

Mood until further notice.

This is it.

It's 12:09 PM. I'm still in bed.

But wait.. does JT love Drake?

Mafioso.

Me vs My meat

I really need to know if KiKi loves Drake. It's important.

I love how I have to shit after a shower. Like, you couldn't come out earlier?

Everyone has at least 20 songs they skip in their playlists.

This ain't it

Burger King is better than people make it out to be. We can fight.

On this day 17 years ago, many people said goodbye to their families for the last time. To those fallen on September 11th, 2001, you are in my heart.

@soccerkameron Jesus. How could I do that?

My morning breath could melt skin.

Today, and every day, we remember. #NeverForget

Late but RIP, Mac Miller.

Also, the Eagles are 1-0. FYI.

I'm tired of hearing about Nicki and Cardi.

Ramen is neither poor nor rich. It brings us all together.