Patrick Collins

No I didn’t, I slept through it.

Don’t ask.

… I think #nonbinary folks are sharks.

Wait what it’s #NonBinaryAwarenessWeek??? How was I not aware? Something is amiss.

Happy #nonbinaryday. It’s not that I’m ungrateful, but sharks get a week.

Every time I hear that tune in Animal Crossing that goes “Doo doo. Dooooo doo. Doo doo Duh doo, doooo doo” I think it’s going to turn into Dirty Computer by Janelle Monáe

E3: Our video game uses the most innovative storytelling mechanics to tell you which things to shoot at.

You are an inspiration

And we are now sold out! Hope to see you all in the next run. There will be another run. Unless I become a mime before the next fest. But that is unlikely.

Personal and precise; @LocalCollins creates the tightest hour of their career and fills it to the brim with subtext galore. A perfected articulation of where they currently are in terms of comedy and life #micf #show84

Fifth year working the @micomfestival info booth, and I'm still loving it. So good to have the festival back, and what a season it's been! If you can somehow get tix, see @michellebrasier @LocalCollins @BrodiSnook - my fav shows so far. Go go go!

⭐⭐⭐⭐: Never seen mime before? Collins' show is an "enlightening and smart" foray into the art form @LocalCollins bit.ly/2Qxgjbp

So turns out anything can happen at Haus Party. CONGRATULATIONS @LocalCollins and Ellen! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

A great way to pass time during the day. Take a seat, chill out and watch #TheVeryBigLaughOut at Fed Square - perhaps you’ll catch someone like @LocalCollins, as I did #micf #show60

@michellebrasier DM’d on Insta :D

@LocalCollins please let me know if anyone cancels their tickets to your sold out show tonight I’ll buy them!! It’s my only chance to see it and I didn’t book like a fool!

It’s your Good Friday Lip Sync winner... @LocalCollins 👏👏😍

Need help navigating the Program Guide? From silly to shocking, come see how it all plays out on the stage with all the sketch and improv shows the Festival has to offer. bit.ly/3sRWqdi

Just heard a bit of goss, turns out Charlie and Oscar from the phonetic alphabet are dating now. They were caught sitting in a tree Kilo India Sierra Sierra India November Golf. Good for them.

I’ll make you all a deal. Never comment on my weight again for any reason and you don’t have to learn my pronouns. #2020

Have any drag queens done an act called ‘Different Parts’? I just feel there’s a trilogy here with Same Parts, Moving Parts and Different Parts. #DragRace