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@txgermanbre >German >Productive at work Let me guess, your great grandparents came over from Germany and you‘ve never lived there? 😂

You can. If you’re German.

@TheDemSlayer Jesus fulfilled the prophecies of the Old Testament. Dispensationalism is a heresy. Zionists aren‘t even fake Christians, they‘re Pharisees.

For all the fake, lying Christians out there who think hating Israel and the Jews is somehow a “Christian” thing to do, here’s your reminder that you desperately need JESUS. True Christians are Zionists. True Christians love Israel. True Christians love the Jews. Shalom ✝️💛✡️

@jackcwhufc24 Why don‘t you order a craftbeer?

@mikeysmith Our sockets are in space.

America, I love you dearly, but you need to sort your sockets out. Never once have I plugged something in in Britain and seen a spark.

@KrisztinaMaria After 5 years in sweden you get a passport. This is symbolic rather than effective. Good start though.

SWEDEN JUST DREW THE LINE Sweden is doing it. Finally. Parliament has just passed a law that lets the state revoke residence permits for bad behavior. And here is the part that matters - the behavior does not have to be criminal. Undeclared work. Unpaid debts. Tax evasion. Benefit fraud. Links to extremist organizations. That is enough. The law does not only cover new applications. It covers permits already granted. Retroactively. The principle is simple, and it should never have been controversial: a residence permit is a privilege, not a right. Anyone who lives off a society’s hospitality while working against that society’s laws and values has NO automatic claim to stay. Sweden has paid a high price to learn this. Now they are acting. The rest of Europe and the West should take note. Let’s go!🪽❤️‍🔥✝️

@GoalArchive26 @FreddyLA7 Clearly fake. This would break the face-time continuum.

@FreddyLA7 How can they FaceTime you without gravity in space

Honestly, I had no idea you could just FaceTime the ISS😭😭

@impression_ists There is a fake one in Tokyo!

National Gallery, London

@gibson_pat24982 @ThePatriotOasis Yes, I‘m sure the president of the United States of America is getting worse intel than you. Thank you for your valuable correction.

@ThePatriotOasis “A lot of people in those apartment buildings” uhh no, Israel pre warns people of the target and the bombs do not fly until confirmed evacuation. Stop lies.

🔥🚨 JUST IN — President Trump criticizes Israel's STRIKES in Lebanon for "killing everyone else." "Israel has been fighting Hezbollah TOO LONG and too many people have been KILLED." "If Israel can't do the job without killing everyone else, Syria will do the job!" "You don't have to knock down an apartment house every time you're looking for someone. There are a lot of people in those apartment houses that are not all Hezbollah."

@JSWC1995 Someone couldn‘t afford tickets 😂

When will Americans learn that British people dont care about capacity and would take the ground on the left over the one on the right every day of the week and twice on Sundays?

@capc2024 @japan_nobunaga You validate my point, you went straight to politics. Now that the weather is warm, people in the Finger Lakes are chilling in a boat every weekend, sitting beneath their american flags for shade, eating seafood at a marina bar, and cursing liberals. No gators more hills.

@LouisChessmen @japan_nobunaga The great state of Florida is not culturally parallel with NY. Floridians don’t like particularly like NYers. But being more culturally related to the Southern States, we tolerate them if they leave their politics up North when they come down.

Americans, I need the lore 🇺🇸 I keep seeing states that seem to HATE each other: • California vs Texas • New York vs Florida • Ohio vs… everyone?? 😂 What's the REALEST state rivalry that an outsider like me would never guess? Educate this confused Japanese guy 🙏

@DVanLangenhove I traveled there with my buddy once. We just came from Amsterdam that was 2 weeks deep on a garbage strike, and Brussels default was dirtier than one of the most popular tourist spots in europe with no trash collection for 2 weeks 💩

As a local, you get desensitised to the scene over time. But we should never accept that this is what Belgium’s largest international train station looks like. Not to mention the stench of piss, the robbers and the junkies surrounding it.

@icee1025 @japan_nobunaga New York is more about the winter. 6 months of winter blows. People are liberal their whole lives, move to florida, then become republicans. Lower the retirement age and you could fix NY.

@japan_nobunaga I think it's because a lot of people flee California to Texas and then try to make Texas like California. Same for New York with Florida. I don't know why Ohio has beef with everyone else, but I'd guess it's because the other states don't care about Ohio that much.

@CreativeShinola @japan_nobunaga Upstate - NYC NYC - Upstate

@japan_nobunaga I think every state has a city within they hate more than another state Texas-Austin Georgia- Atlanta Virginia- all of NOVA

@shaunvlog_ Just wait till you hear treefrogs and katydids in the evening 😎

oh my gosh this is the glorious sound that just woke me up at 4.30am at my friend’s house in rural Massachusetts 😍

@RachelMcadm Too much TV

Why the fuck do boomers love Israel so much?

@LogicChris @appodlachia Get on medicaid if insurance is that unaffordable for you. The quality of US healthcare is way higher than that of Germany. They pay 46% income in taxes. You set aside even 10% of your income for insurance and you‘re getting way better service than in Germany.

@appodlachia Dude, that is spouting facts. They can travel and have fun, and not be two paychecks or an illness away from devastating consequences.

Because they go back home and have healthcare

@euandrecampos @Absolutebrazil You’ve never done a day of jiu jitsu in your life. What is missing from his success is him raising his hips. The pelvis acts as a fulcrum that begins to hyperextend the arm. The wrist/thumb whatever you think are talking about has nothing to do with it.

@Absolutebrazil Primeiro: Nao é armilock. É armlock. Segundo: Controle absoluto sob armlock, você deve manter o pulso e o polegar do oponente em sentido reto e para cima, para bloquear a flexão dos ligamentos do braço. Quanto mais pra cima, menos esforço na execução. Perceba que...

O maluco não sabe dar um armilock e tá no UFC Empresário desse cara é bom mesmo

@CC_Beachlover @BachmannRudi The few that still exist. Overregulation has killed the small business owner/ inspiree. Your great-grandparents favorite bakery is probably a kebab shop now. For some reason bread and sweets need more office workers preventing individual success than food and meat sellers. Shame.

@BachmannRudi You‘re not at a bakery, you‘re at a branch of an industrial bakery. That’s a very big difference. My advice: Go to a bakery

American tourist here, traveling in Germany. I just had an out of body experience. Their bakeries - AMAZING.

@Liberalinski @BachmannRudi @gloefflmann Most German cakes and pastries are actually Austrian or Bohemian. French and British pastries absolutely mog Germans cultural originals. Any european bakery would do well in the US, but the US already has plenty.

@BachmannRudi @gloefflmann So many tourists say that! Maybe there is a market for the German style bakery internationally?