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You just got off the school bus on a Friday and ran inside. No homework assignments. You boot up Halo 3 on your 360 to this magical song. Not a worry in the world.

Has entrado en el capítulo donde todo va bien.

It's 2am and you're thinking about your life while your whole family is asleep.

A little more than a year between these two pictures

Most girls have no real hobbies. And she really doesn’t want you to notice. If you pay attention, you’ll see the truth: Her “hobbies” are usually:

Mood

God 70% of the consumer economy really is just women spending on dumb shit isn’t it

@Tusk_4Real Says hasn’t had a new console since 1999, then mentions his switch lol

I worked my ASS OFF at work this month I earned a decent bonus I haven't had a new home console since the Dreamcast in 1999 Wife surprised me with a brand new Series X (physical ofc) I was *originally* going to get a PS5 Pro with my bonus But Sony decided to raise their prices two days ago and I'm just not paying $900 for a PlayStation absolutely not, on principle Sure, there's a few exclusive titles I want to play but I don't care that much tbh Plus I like the Microsoft controllers significantly better even tho I have always been a PS person in the past I really just wanted the ability to play Code Veronica, and the occasional AAA title that isn't available on Switch So a week or so after the Sony accouncement I changed my mind and we agreed once we got a current gen console we would do a Series X It's crazy to have something new for once we have stepped into the 21st century PC Elitists- calm down. I don't want a gaming PC, I don't care that they're objectively better and more versatile don't be annoying please thanks Now to play my 25 year old game with state if the art hardware!!

This and knowing that tomorrow you have nothing to do

i bring a sort of “none of this means anything” vibe to the workplace that no one there appreciates

Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time

Theo is all of us rn

maturing is realizing none of us are easy to be with. It's about who's willing to stay committed to understanding you and actually wants to grow with you.

The most terrifying realization a man has as he gets older is that his grace is entirely conditional. If a woman has a career setback, makes a bad financial move, or needs a year to "find herself," she is met with sisterhood, therapy, and endless emotional support. If a man asks for that exact same grace? He is an immediate liability. He is told to step up. His partner's friends will literally advise her to leave him because he's "holding her back." A man is only allowed to fail if he can quietly fix it before anyone notices. The moment his struggle becomes an inconvenience to the people he provides for, the respect vanishes. A lot of men are walking around with the crushing realization that they were never actually loved for who they are; they were just employed for what they provide

Goals

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

If you are ever on a crashing airplane, know that you will not be permitted any silence or dignity to contemplate your impending fate and reflect on your mortality. Instead, you'll be subject to the pointless unproductive screaming of the hysterical foids all around you.

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.