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My union research was so fire that my college wants me to go to jail now. #CCSFSWU

🚨BREAKING: AOC claps back at Republicans whining about gerrymandering: “Wah wah wah. We’ve asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering and they said no. Now they’re mad we’re finally fighting back.”

Nothing more disappointing than accidentally giving somebody write access to your psyche that rlly had no business with that auth

So much coffee I’m sitting in engineering one on ones with collaborators straight tweaking over ETL pipelines

It should be logistically way easier to read comic books while in the bath.

VICTORY

Bare knuckling the heavy bag so yall know how I’m built

@JakeRammos That’s fine. Sorry to hear about your poor judgement. Take care.

Someone says, "I don't like you." How do you respond?

I really do feel like my hg and I were burned at the stake together centuries ago.

@cherthedev Amazing! Congratulations!

From high school drop out to full ride at Berkeley.

Damn bro, you’re driving like you don’t know what a dampened oscillator is

@lydialaurenson Keepin his spider homies fed 🤝

update from this morning: 3yo finds another squishy grape Me: “Maybe we should hide it!” 3yo: “Yes! Under the fridge, so spiders can get it!”

Scene: washing grapes and then putting them in a bowl for 3-year-old 3yo: (with distaste) “Mama, this grape is squishy.” -beat- 3yo: “Maybe we should… *hide* it.”

@lydialaurenson HAHA YES

@MadisonRaas okay I went for it

@tenobrus It wasn’t living

remember when we all had to remember how to write SQL queries and fucking matplotlib charts ourselves?? jesus christ man how did we live like that

@lydialaurenson My philosophy is to (almost) always “yes, and” the kiddos.

@MadisonRaas I explained immediately why we should not hide the grape, but in retrospect maybe I should have instead encouraged him to tell me his ideas about where to hide the grape

Don’t step to me unless you ready to enter a database, cunt.

When you’re beautiful the curb just appears beneath your tire

Had my fist tech crash the day b4 launch and had a coffee fueled eng day and fixed it and delivered the pipeline I feel like a god.

Ah yes the leftist self proclaimed male feminist who cries about something every 45 minutes and accept the least amount of accountability and have an absolute meltdown at any suggestion that they should. Have met this Pokémon b4. Next.

@azmythalauris Such a relief to hear. I hope you continue to receive the ongoing medical care you need.

health update: as far as we can tell, for now, the artery looks like it might be healing. I’ll still need a lot more imaging, and lifelong care for this disease. but it *seems* that we may be in the clear and I shouldn’t explode suddenly anytime soon!