Mark Kernohan

@BBCNewsNI @linkylawson @Joe_AsdaNI @grrr1979 those were the days.

A group of farmers have protested at an Asda supermarket over claims the firm is replacing Northern Ireland-grown potatoes with cheaper alternatives from Great Britain. bbc.in/4grAG0K

@AlexKane221b Gullis, Francois and Rees Mogg to lose their seat - even if the tories had 190 seats - just those three.

What I look forward to most in general elections is the big surprise. The thing that comes in at full blast from left field. So, just for fun (and I’m talking about the entire UK and not just NI) what would you like that big surprise to be?

@BeattieDoug I had one the same - the colour was ‘ Nevada beige’ ( mustard to you and I) lol

Ford Capri - I remember my dad’s. Mustered colour with black lacquered roof. Brings me back to the 70s.

@AlexKane221b One of your best.

This week’s column from the County Down Spectator and Newtownards Chronicle newspapers

@AlexKane221b Great article in the Bangor spectator this week. One of your best?

It’s not that simple, of course. What is the deliverable—one bought into by a UK government—alternative to the Framework et al? Fine and dandy to knock the DUP strategy, but knocking is not, in and of itself, an alternative/replacement.

@TeamUnion_UK @linkylawson

Ethnic Irish people in Tullamore 🇮🇪 involved in altercations with Asylum seekers last night in County Offaly, Ireland. On the Grand Canal, in the middle of the county, it's the fourth most populous town in the Midlands with 15,598 inhabitants.

@PlanetBGlasgow @FordKiernan1 @jandvofficial @linkylawson

Created for my pal @FordKiernan1 & shared on @jandvofficial's Insta today. 🥃 Jack and Victor meet Ford and Greg. 😄 Absolutely loving it, if I say so myself. 🤣♥️ #Awrabest

@AlexKane221b @irish_news Alex - I too was at Alan’s service- you turned up for him - you were brilliant - you were a true friend.

My Christmas column from today’s @irish_news A reflection on my best friend

@susie_dent @lecunningham15

Word of the Day, because it’s getting closer, is ‘scurryfunge’ (from US dialect): to frenziedly tidy up the house just before guests descend.

@RobbieButlerMLA @joanne_sansome @amhNI @linseygibson @iamfifig @1PhilipSmith wouldn’t have done this😂

Sooo @joanne_sansome here’s the 🥶🥶🥶 evidence of our chilly dip for @amhNI today at Crawfordsburn. Bracingly brilliant volunteers braving the seasons chilly air and water. Fair play to @linseygibson Vicky Trimble and the ever FAB @iamfifig for going above and beyond today to get some video evidence 👙🩲🌊🥶👌

@LUFC Missed Stewart Dallas

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At our show today in Bangor grammar we seen little Tokyo - amazing layout !

Come along and take part in our scavenger hunt - Hornby Valley Drifter starter kit up for grabs !

A bid to secure Northern Ireland’s first cultural world heritage site has been welcomed after being formally submitted to UNESCO communities-ni.gov.uk/news/gracehill…

@greghemphill96 Share, mount, picky, bleed and then a bake

The year is 2022 AD. Gaulster is entirely occupied by the Europeans. Well, not entirely. One small party of indomitable Gaulstermen still holds out against the invaders. Life is not easy for the Negotiators who garrison the fortified camps of Brusselsium, Dublinium & Londinium.

AND IT'S HARRY KANEEEEEE... 😂😂😂