Max Moyle

What most people still don’t get, everything is a shitcoin.

Never go full JPow.

@leadlagreport Few understand that if you’ve determined someone’s not old enough to drink, they’re probably also not old enough to be saddled with hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt…

@elonmusk You gonna let a sandwich shop outdo you, Elon? I’m always down to get a stupid big Tesla, Dogecoin, or _____ tattoo.

@JohnyPizzaParty @CryptoCobain Feel free to send me that $10k and I’ll be sure to pass it on.

my due dilligence process is as follows: * cryptopathic sends me a URL * i connect my metamask and spend $100,000 * i ask him what is this thing * i read the website * i still dont understand it * hopefully its ok

@CheapOair I have been on hold for hours each day for the past week as I’ve tried to make a simple name change to a booking. My flight is tomorrow and still on hold. Completely unacceptable.

Marcus Aurelius was an Opium addict and tamed the Germanic front. Freud smoked cigars every day and laid the foundations for modern psychology. Hunter Biden smokes crack and made 50k a month on the board of a company. Maybe calm down with trying to be perfect.

@GoogleStore Ordered pixelbook on Dec 30 during promotion and payment didn’t go through. Get an error message every time I click fix payment button and now customer service wants me to reorder and pay $250. Not cool.

@BradCook53 trying to get ahold of you on Facebook but my messages won't go through. Weights still available? facebook.com/marketplace/it…

No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

1. Leave crypto for good. 2. Fork a lot of girlcoins. 2. Alcohol infused coma for 3 years. 4. Wake up, check btc price. 5. Profit.

I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo. And somebody was giving booze to these god damn things!

@gofooji @ToyotaRacing 🍕#ToyotaNation

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On some days you will be lucky and only break your fingers and make a fool of yourself.

@cryptillian yeah.

Where would the world be if all men had sought security and not taken risks or gambled with their lives?

soylent is the bitcoin of food